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jbelling

When you direct message unsolicited pictures of your genitalia to unsuspecting victims.
Guy 1: She said Hi back to me. I think she really likes me, I'm going to send a picture of my cock.

Guy 2: Dude stop jbelling her.
by dynamiteDPs March 19, 2021
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Jocelyn

Jocelyn is a pretty girl that every guys wants once the get to know her.She is a type of girl that is sporty and girly. Jocelyn is a beautiful girl almost every girl hates her just because she is hot. Jocelyn likes to wait for the perfect boy she also rejects lots of boys, but Jocelyn is a very shy girl when shes a around a person and she blushes around him. other than that Jocelyn is a amazing girl that a great guy deserves.
Jocelyn is super hot and sporty
by Moises November 22, 2015
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Joel Harris

An alcoholic drink that consists of 1 part Sparks Energy drink and 1 part Champagne. Common drink among hooker in the Lake Geneva, WI area.
I'll have a Bloody Mary and the lady will have a Joel Harris.
by Just 1 person January 13, 2011
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Joel Kanitz

A sexy ass fool from a band called This Century! WOOT. :)
Myspace.com/ThisCentury
"Did you get a picture with Joel Kanitz at the show last night?"
by yomamainbigbear March 9, 2009
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Joel McHale

Charming and witty comedian from Seattle, Washington, Joel McHale is mostly famous for his hilarious hosting on the E! show, The Soup, making fun of diserving celebrities for the common person's enjoyment. If you don't at least get a chuckle from it, you're probably dead. So you might want to get that checked out. But before that, Joel was part of Almost Live!, a local sketch-comedy TV show in Seattle.

Apart from The Soup, Joel stars in the NBC show, Community playing a lawyer who has to go back to college after having his degree deem invalid by the State Bar. Really hilarious show and should be watched.

His major movie role was in The Informant! with Matt Damon playing FBI agent Robert Herndon.

Joel also tours the country (and once Australia) doing his stand up comedy act.
- Quick! Change it to The Soup! Joel McHale is on and makes my week so much better!

- We went to go see Joel McHale do stand up last night, man did my side fucking hurt!

- Joel McHale is the hottest albino man on the face of the earth! I just cannot resist his skinny ties, his humor, his tall frame and his huge hands! And we all know what huge hands mean...!
by NOTjoel'sSLUT September 22, 2009
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Joel Osteen

A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.

He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.
"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."
by Roudydogg1 March 23, 2019
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Jocelyn

Jocelyn is adorable, funny, caring, supportive, sometimes bitchy, and a little crazy. She's amazing, she might not know it but she is. She gets excited over the littlest things. You could be having a bad day and with in seconds of just talking to her you'll completely forget. Also she is extremely cute and she agreed (you are and you did shush)
them: why would you get excited over just a plastic duck?

me: it's just Jocelyn, totally adorable.
by limp84 June 1, 2019
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