jizzernaut

an individual possessing the ability to produce an overpowering or destructive amount of semen.

I realized my buddy Covs was a jizzernaut when he laced his boyfriend Kevin with semen from head to toe.

by the dragon slayaz March 2, 2009

Jizzed

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.

Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!

by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

Jizzed in my pants

To screw up something that was a sure thing.

Hey how'd your calc test go?

Not good. I knew the stuff, I just jizzed in my pants.

by Spocker December 2, 2010

Jizzed In My Pants

Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.

"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

jizzer

One pisses in the pisser and shits in the shitter. Likewise, one jizzes in the jizzer.

Damn, I haven't had sex all week! Now I just gotta get me to the nearest jizzer.

by Slow Baby October 22, 2011

jizzease

A disease you get from sperm.

Rodney should have told Sandy that he had gonorrea before he passed her that jizzease.

by utpieman December 16, 2005

jizzenate

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.

Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool

by Mgay July 28, 2009