Jazzerette

is female for jazzer, or the woman of a jazzer

Jazzer seeker jazzerette: tall jazzer seeks jazzerette to hang out with, go to jazz, play guitar, eat out, enjoy life.

by Donkeyshot October 18, 2008

jizzepie

An individual who thinks he is hot shit around asians, but actually isn't. He thinks he can woo any girl and constantly has a crush on a different person each week.

Andrew likes Uma now? He's such a jizzepie.

by Ayyyyyyyyyy lmao January 18, 2015

Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.

Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.

by kam75xx April 11, 2021

moronic jizzrag

someone that has a bad hairdoe, usually acts like a moron and smells of jizz. commonly known as the retarded asshole that usually ruins the highlight of your day

asshole jizz bad hair moron buttwipe moronic jizzrag

by th guy that PLOWED your mother May 26, 2010

Sun Jizzed

When your out in the sun for an extended perod of time, and you get absoultly baked by the sun. Im not talking a little sun burn, Im talking ROASTED.

Dude wth happened to you?

I got sun jizzed yesterday workig in the yard.

by Chico Mysterioso April 2, 2010

Jizzrun

After the physical act of copulation, if the male ejaculate is allowed to spill inside the female cervix, she will most likely run or walk (at a brisk pace) to the lavatory to allow said ejaculate to drain from her nethers.

Last night my missus went for a Jizzrun but didn't make it, so I made her clean the floor...

With her undies.

by Thunderbox69 September 5, 2013

Jizzurp

When white girls want to replace the high calorie sprite and jolly ranchers with low calorie jizz

Sarah: OMG Becky that sizzurp is going to make your ass too big
Becky: Well how else should i get wasted?
Sarah: Try Jizzurp

by MaverickMoto May 23, 2016