Jazztastic

anything you want it to mean!

sexy
jazztastic
crazy
funny
loud
smart
fly
bait
or just your SWAGG

by jazzyyr June 1, 2009

orgasmically jizztastic

Used when something is so completely and utterly awesome. Or when something makes you wanna have both an orgasm and jizz at the exact same time.

1. This ice cream is orgasmically jizztastic!!!
2. That chicks tits are orgasmically jizztastic!!!

by Drew Peacock says to Ben Dover October 24, 2010

Jibtastic

Ballin,G style, just plain gangsta.

Damn homie that switch 7 was jibtastic!

by Tangnar September 19, 2007

jizzaster

When something goes bad during sex.

Cum to fast - jizzaster
Penetrate the anus, instead of vagina - jizzaster
If you don't cum - jizzaster
If you get busted - jizzaster

by peterminator February 22, 2011

Jizzstache

When a guy ejaculates onto a women's face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. Clean Sanchez.

Guy: hey you got something on your face.
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!

by Hugh jurection December 16, 2011

jizztickle

the recognizable ticklish feeling experienced while edging

that jizztickle had me on the brink of vomiting with joy

by halfincher April 9, 2014

Jizzaster

The voluntary or involuntary dissemination of seminal fluid upon an unwitting or non consenting individuals person or property.

Dale-Becky told me about your little jizzaster on ma sofa cushion"

Derek- "When in doubt pull out, mon frere!"

by McLovin's Uncle November 5, 2018