Jingle Balls

Another version of Jingle Bells but for dirty minded people.

When a guys nuts are bouncy

Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all night long. Oh what fun it is to ride a 6 foot 9 inch dick Ay!

by okidokibabie December 15, 2017

jingle beast

Large (tall &/or wide) person, often of the feminine (sometimes loosely defined) persuasion, whom you’ll find out shopping in the wee hours of the morning following Thanksgiving dinner. The jingle beast can be found towering over or largely blocking the sight of bargains while decked out in gross amounts of holiday attire, which may include gaudy Christmas sweaters in combination with grossly inappropriate knock off stretch pants, Santa or elf hats, holiday ornament earrings, and make -up plastered on, as if she was performing a holiday stage act in Las Vegas. Beware the jingle beast, as her all consuming holiday spirit may frighten small children, and even adults in the pursuit of the latest must have gift, or 50%off socks.

That enormous jingle beast blinded me with her flashing holiday face display, and nearly run me down with her cart, on her way to get the bargain television.

by Apollo’s dad November 27, 2020

Make it Jingle

A very enjoyable song to dance to on just dance.

Involves twerking
if you want to dance to it search up make it jingle just dance and it should pop up.
I would provide a link but they won't allow me to so..... ...

Person 1 - Puts on make it jingle just dance on the Tv after opening gifts
Everybody-"Make it jingle, Make it jingle, Make it Jingle, Make it jingle, "

by anonymous_00099988877766655544 November 8, 2019

Mr. Jingles

1) The opposite of having "Big Brass Balls". Being timid, a lackey, a toadie, a sniveling suck-up. Someone indecisive, incapable of having their own opinions - will always agree with whoever's teat they're currently attached to.

2) May also give themselves an overblown nickname like "Lion-o", "Dragonheart", or "Hercules", as a direct opposite of their true nature and courage.

Mr. Jingles: "Let's go out and find some women!"

Any Man: "Yeah, sure Mr. Jingles. Whenever you want to stop acting like a little mouse and talk to one without me telling you what to say."

Mr. Jingles: "Whatever you say!"

by Leeroy_Jenkins! July 15, 2010

Mr. Jingles

The worst movie in the entire world. The picture quality is the shittiest thing I have ever watched in my entire life.

"You're lamer than Mr. Jingles"

by Paula Abduel October 18, 2008

Jingletard

An individual who recieves a video game for Christmas then for the next few proceeds to play like a n00b and a retard on internet servers in multiplayer games.

Battlefield 1942: That jingletard just beached the aircraft carrier on Wake Island!

by Pentarix December 11, 2003

Jingle Keys

as heard on the Discovery Channel's "Gang Wars: Oakland": Filed-down car keys used for auto theft

"Zapper's cousin was arrested for having a knife, no I.D., and a bunch of jingle keys."

by Geedavey October 31, 2009