Jimmy Rizlet

Cigarette and or any form of smoke.

Person 1 - Dude, I'm dying for a smoke!

Person 2 - Bitch please, I had my Jimmy Rizlet last coffee break...

by Maximiliaan June 29, 2011

Jimmy Dugan

Your penis (prick, cock, dick, along, etc). Though used specifically when referring to using said member in a crafty way a la the Tom Hanks character.

Frankly I dont care if she is on the rag. A body like that Id slip her the ol Jimmy Dugan any damn way.

by AnalLazer August 13, 2019

Jimmy Wales

The biggest slave owner in American history.

Jimmy Wales's balls are sweet and free. I like free! My time is free. My life is free. My health is free. My retardation is free.

by aaamerica September 18, 2023

jimmy page

An individual who, in the beginning, saw the universe in all of its splendor, absorbed the knowledge and wisdom into his infinitely powerful being, and acheived a state of ultimate undestanding. He then proceeded to pick up a guitar and play. With his first notes he created the Earth and sky. With his first dyads he created fire and light. And with a mighty A7 chord, he created Man. These acts were followed by joining the Yardbirds, followed by the greatest classic rock band of all time-Led Zeppelin.

Who's up for joining me in creating the Church of Jimmy Page?

by Ian Davis January 11, 2006

Jimmy Surprise

A Jimmy Surprise is when an innocent look into your buddy's room through a fire-escape with unusually good clarity results in the unexpected viewing of your friend masturbating buck-ass naked on his bed to Sportscenter.

I thought my roommate was asleep and I could run in real quick to borrow his stapler, but when I opened the door I was greeted by a Jimmy Surprise.

by Phil Ayshio December 11, 2006

jimmydick

To preclude a person or organization from an opportunity (i.e. - an event, deal, or situation) with a negative context.

In other words, the first party screws the second party out of a particular opportunity.

Upon arriving late to a dinner event, when dinner has already taken place.: "Well, it looks like I got jimmydicked out of dinner."

In a business context: "Why is Steve jimmydicking us on this deal?"

by FrankZappaSA September 2, 2011

Jimmy Water

Straight vodka in a water bottle trick to convince people you aren't drinking.

Ray: Geez, I'm thirsty, can I get a drink from your water bottle there Jimmy?

Randy: Leave Mr. Lahey alone Ray, get your own water.

Ray: No I want some of Jimmy's water, that's the kind that gets you fucking drunk

{Jimmy water}

by Kelltech November 28, 2016