Jewtard

A person of Jewish decent who is bad with money

Mr. Goldberg called his nephew Joel a Jewtard after he fucked up the freitag account

by mar20095 June 4, 2016

jewtescu

a jew for jesus, or a christian who attends synagoge

yo jewtescu! you enjoy reading the bible with a yamaka on saturday?

that kid is such a jewtescu. hes a jesus frak but has the biggest freaking nose ever.

by Arty D April 11, 2008

Jewtourage

An entourage of Jews.

If you don't give me the job, I'll sick my Jewtourage on you.

by dtrbsimon2008 December 9, 2008

Jewtalian

Someone of Jewish and Italian descent. Loves pasta and bagels. Has an obscenely large nose and frizzy hair.

Look at her nose! She must be Jewtalian.

by sometimesNo April 11, 2009

Jewtrest

An amount of interest that is so high that it must have come from a deal with a Jew.

Jews charge an absurd amount of Jewtrest when doing any type of loan involving money.

by Jewasaruas September 23, 2011

Jewtastrophy

A catastrophe concerning the Jewish people or culture.

The Holocaust was a Jewspiracy?!?!

Hell no! The Holocaust was a Jewtastrophy!

by Ladhra May 30, 2014

jewtastic

An adjective describing a business deal where one of the parties gets ripped off.

Dude, I just sold my $500 car to that moron for $3,000! That was totally jewtastic!

by Dude Regular February 21, 2011