Jewberitus

A terrible disease only the most annoying of annoying people ever get sick from.

Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having long, greasy hair, being mildly retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the Joe Dirts.

How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the face.

See that David kid? I hear he has Jewberitus.

Taber really needs to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.

by Muhammed MoonCricket Ali February 23, 2009

New Jewsey

A very rich part of New Jersey where all the jews live.

Person 1: Yo, Have You ever been to New Jewsey?
Person 2: Yeah they have so many jews there.

by Dewdlings August 24, 2009

Jewterrican

A jewish Mexican Terrorist

Hey that new guy Pablo yeah, he is a Jewterrican

by Charger101 February 8, 2009

jewverty

Jewish poverty. When a jew cries hes broke and doesnt want to pay. Basicly all jews are in a state of jewverty f.s.I.

I told a guy he owed me for some work and he cried jewverty

by free skakel December 4, 2013

jesserae

AMAZING, ADMIRABLE
A girl who shines like the sun and brightens everyones day.

that girl is jesserae

by yammy232 February 11, 2010

Jewsexual

Someone who is only attracted to people of the jewish faith (only when a bah mitzvah has taken place). Is commonly used as an insult in the Harrogate Area.

*someone fails on tony hawks underground* 'You are a Jewsexual'

Guy: Dude, that Jew is really hot, I'd like to wrestle her in mashed potato.
Other guy: (under breath) You're such a Jewsexual, man.

by Alfroscrowen August 5, 2009

Jewperman

A Jew with exceptional intercourse prowess.

I hooked up with this Jewish guy last night, I came seventeen times. He was friggin Jewperman.

by Harvey Reilander September 1, 2006