Any physical features or worn objects that affiliated with Judaism and Jewish people. Common jewish physical features can include side locks, frizzy hair, curly or extremely wavy hair, hooked noses, long unkempt beards with short hair, yamukas, and darker colored hair and/or eyes. Comes in grades ranging up to 24 karat.
Shlomo the Jew: This ain't your average jewery. This shit is 24 karat jewery.
Tyrone: Fuckin' brush that shit, nasty ass jewboy.
Tyrone: Fuckin' brush that shit, nasty ass jewboy.
by the coolest mother fucker I am February 28, 2011
Get the Jewery mug.Meaning a Jewish Gem. Dark in substance the Gem is highly valued amongst the Jewish community, although often frowned upon by others. It is a very rare Gem and there is only one listed in existence today. There have been rumours of others being discovered but to date all claims have been dismissed.
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An insult for a jew just like kyke and jewbag. Comes for the beginning of "jew"-ish and the ending of the most common jewish last name, stein-"berg"
That jew won't lend me a quarter. That fucking jewberg can run into a wall with a boner and break his nose.
by robbie January 31, 2005
Get the Jewberg mug.A Jewish person of or wanting to be of African descent. A half Jewish and half African American person.
by Johnny1982 August 20, 2006
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Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having long, greasy hair, being mildly retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the Joe Dirts.
How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the face.
Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having long, greasy hair, being mildly retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the Joe Dirts.
How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the face.
See that David kid? I hear he has Jewberitus.
Taber really needs to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.
Taber really needs to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.
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