Jewton

A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.

Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

jewmongous

Main Entry: jew·moung·ous
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek jewantikos, from jewgant-, jewgas giant, jewish
: exceeding the usual or expected (as in size, force, or prominence) <a man of jewmoungous stature> <made a last jewmongous effort> <jewmongous industrial combines> <jewmongous chode>

That house is jewmongous!

by dub56 February 4, 2004

Jewgan

A vegan who is also Jewish.

Our friend David is such a Jewgan, he needs his food to be both vegan and kosher.

by pronstr August 1, 2017

Jewson

A Jewish kike named Jason

This bitch Jewson over here is a fag, go pick up a penny!

by nniiigggaaaaa May 28, 2019

Jewpon

Merging of Jew and Coupon. A Non Derogatory term.

When someone tries to get a discount at a store on a NON SALE item or claims they left their LEGITIMATE coupon at home for a discount at a restaurant or store.

Steve: Sir, do you think its possible that I can get 20% off this TV?

Salesman: But this TV isn't on sale

Steve: Yeah, I know..but....

Salesman: Sorry sir, We don't accept JEWPONS here !

by Tallgoalie July 14, 2010

jewhonky

A jewhonky is the type of person that looks like a jew (big nose, jew fro) and is whiter than wonderbread

That jewhonky just tried to sue me.

by The Jewifier July 1, 2007

jewson

jewson is a more endearing alternative on the word jewbie. as well as being a construction equipment company, jewson refers to little jews and is to jew as niglet is to nigger

got your supermarket vouchers with you jewson?

by vojtart April 27, 2006