open-jawed jizz queen

An individual who has a healthy desire to consume massive quanities of semen thus proving their royal lineage amongst the lesser penis enhalers.

That Todd is such an open-jawed jizz queen. If he isnt careful he's going to need his stomach pumped ala Rod Stewart style.

by Dick driller January 2, 2009

jewdacious

adj: being Jew-like, greedy, etc

or the awesome badass form (jew + tenacious)

Did you just take a quarter out of my pocket you jewdacious prick?

or

The Hebrew Hammer is one jewdacious beast.

I heard Jewdacious Z is playing tonight at the bank.

by merriam-webstein March 15, 2008

whompy-jawed

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.

If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.

by Blonde Bombshell_77 October 13, 2008

Slack-Jawed

This word is used to describe a less than somewhat retarded person.Given to them because when they are usually standing around
looking into space with their mouth open and drooling on themselves.

Look at that Slack-Jawed Hillbilly standing over there picking his nose and his ass at the same time.

by Mojo Maniac August 20, 2008

Jewdi

A Jedi knight of semitic ancestry. Hailing from Tatooine, they spread through the entire galaxy after the first Jewdi diaspora.

Hmm, Kenoberg. Is that a Jewdi name?

by Jar Jar Goldman July 15, 2009

Jewelee

Jewelee is a girls name now this name is usually spelled Julie but some great humans decided to be different so there was if you happen to ever meet one be be nice to her she makes a great best friend for life and even a friend she is the best she most likely is stunning litterly flawless breathtaking never lose her shes ethier the one or the one who you regret losing she probably has an amazing ass and the most beautiful hair and face they almost have blue eyes and brown hair im telling you never lose this person also never get on this girls bad side ethier im telling you shes not afraid to smack a bitch but im telling you shes also amazing at everything else too shes not just pretty shes super smart more than anyone thinks even if she seems lol an average student shes not she might not know it to but if she puts her mind to it she does it i swear do not get in her way and shes also athletic she can run and play sports so yeah don't get in her way

Guy 1: hey did you see jewelee
Guy 2: yeah dude shes stunning bro
Guy 1: i dont wanna just smash her I want her to be mine
Guy 2: bro same

by Just a random person18 November 8, 2018

Jeredy

The guy who owns a bunch of dogs. The guy who has boots. The guy who literally lost his left eye.

Jeredy owns boots

by totally not that color person April 23, 2021