Jewpon

Merging of Jew and Coupon. A Non Derogatory term.

When someone tries to get a discount at a store on a NON SALE item or claims they left their LEGITIMATE coupon at home for a discount at a restaurant or store.

Steve: Sir, do you think its possible that I can get 20% off this TV?

Salesman: But this TV isn't on sale

Steve: Yeah, I know..but....

Salesman: Sorry sir, We don't accept JEWPONS here !

by Tallgoalie July 14, 2010

jewhonky

A jewhonky is the type of person that looks like a jew (big nose, jew fro) and is whiter than wonderbread

That jewhonky just tried to sue me.

by The Jewifier July 1, 2007

JewCob

A JewCob is the worst thing ever, They think they are superior to everyone else even though they only have good grades and nothing else.Like ask anyone and they'll either say "what the fuck are you talking about get out of my house" or "they're good at nothing" They also hoard so many fucking legos.like god damm.

Fuck you Tommy you'er such a JewCob

by A Dying Beaver May 20, 2019

jewson

jewson is a more endearing alternative on the word jewbie. as well as being a construction equipment company, jewson refers to little jews and is to jew as niglet is to nigger

got your supermarket vouchers with you jewson?

by vojtart April 27, 2006

jewdon

a person that is jewish e.g matt greene of north notts college!

Matt u dirty jewdon!!

by Butler12 July 30, 2008

jewmongus

An extremely cheap bastard. A David L.

Man your jewmongus.

by steve bl October 13, 2008

Jewtonian

A word(derived from Sir Isaac Newton, father of classical physics) used to describe most of 20th century physics, at least the relativistic and quantum mechanical part. The foundations are largely the result of the work and imagination
of a series of brilliant scientists of Jewish decent.

The Manhattan project was the triumph and tragedy of Jewtonian physics.

by Olfart October 17, 2009