Jessca

A LAME girl who is one of the most gullible, yet sweetest chicks out there. She can make your day without even trying, and will embarrass the hell out of you if you do something gay.(aka sweet) You can talk to her without noticing that the sun has started to rise. Her smile and laugh is contagious. For some odd reason, without even trying, she tends to make one's heart beat faster, one's legs tremble, and one's mind race with anxiety. She'll make you do things you wouldn't normally do, and make one feel awkward in hopes that everything that comes out of one's mouth is perfect. There have been bumps in the road here and there, and even if one went back in time; before all the awkwardness, confusion, and embarrassment; without hesitation, "one" would do it all over again.

Jessca: "you're the lamest. end of story, no questions asked."

One: "Oh! you're in choir?"
Jessca: "(umm its only on my shirt...)"

by mon3yy September 11, 2008

jessica simpson

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004

jessica jones

A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.

Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...

by catsy57 June 20, 2016

Jessica

Quiet Around People She Isn't Familiar With But Be Sure If She Is Your Friend She Will Not Shut Up. Her Laugh Will Make Anyones Day Better. Her Smile Will Light Up The Darkest Of Rooms Most Of The Boys Will Have A Crush On Her At Some Point

Boy:Do Any Of You Have A Crush On Jessica
Other Boy : Don't We All

by Big Alex July 21, 2019

Jessica

A brilliant, beautiful and vivacious girl with a love for life and beauty. A girl who likes to talk and make new friends. A girl with 100 different laughs. A sassy and independent girl who wants to live life on her terms. Lover of animals, small children and old peoples

Did you see Jessica, she just helped that old man cross the road, while walking 3 dogs and carrying a baby!

by Kekica December 21, 2016

jessica chapman

A girl who is stunningly beautiful and cute. She is usually short and is an awesome person to talk to.

Wow Jessica Chapman is really beautiful

by Boss Candy Mike March 1, 2015

jessytaylorduh

The biggest problematic youtuber and instagram gir on the internet. Cried over getting her instagram getting deleted than came out internationally famous. She is also known for being too pretty to wokr at mcdonalds

me: yo did you hear about jessytaylorduh?
friend: send her to the ranch

by instagrammer269 June 5, 2019