Jellybean

Someone who looks like a hooman, but is actually a bean-shaped sweet with a gelatinous centre and a firm sugar coating who has camouflaged themself to blend with humanity. It's a miracle that the men (and women) in black haven't caught her yet. They also have impeccable taste in music and shows and are a person of culture. If you find one, shoot on sight or you'll risk getting a super cool friend (who might even take you to jellybean planet one day).
Person #1: *Listens to cool music that is not basic and watches/suggests the best shows to people*
Person #2: Holy crap, you're a Jellybean!!
by Astrifer June 24, 2021
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Jealous. Envious. green-eyed monster. Term made popular by the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills show on Bravo network.
Don't pay any attention to Taylor. She's just a phony wannabee jellybean!
by suebedoo February 05, 2011
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jellybean is the best person ever. the love of my life. i love him so much :)

he takes care of me when i need it and always looks out for me. never judges me and is always there for me.

the most handsome, cute, loving, caring boy to ever walk this earth. his eyes are so beautiful and his smile is just perfect.

i wouldnt trade him for the world. he is just so kind. i want to live with him forever and ever until i die. if you read this, i love you jellybean!! <3
lollipop: i love you jellybean

jellybean: i love you more lollipop
by eraclei February 01, 2022
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Cringe child: Have you seen the newest Jellybean video?
Sane human: Go fuck yourself
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A Fucking 5 year old whos parents left many years ago
The phrase "Jellybean" can be used to describe an annoying piece of shit;
He/she's such a Jellybean
by A_fucking_genius May 12, 2022
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Oh hi jellybean person two no that’s jelly MID
by Vincehasbigballs May 04, 2022
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A word used for 14 year-old druggies named emma .
"Yo u jellybean stop screwing t*m"
by colette December 28, 2004
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