Judge Shopping

The act of looking for a judge that will rule in your favor.

Frank: What's the status of my drinking ticket?

Lawyer: We need to go Judge Shopping. I know a judge on the 3rd floor who used to be an alcoholic, he will find you innocent.

Frank: Sweet, let's go!

by Timo Supremo April 8, 2009

dont judge challenge

where semi good looking people put sharpie all over their face then remove it but putting their hand over the camera screen, then go back to looking semi good looking

"You see Emily's dont judge challenge video? She still ugly"

by KlaywithaC July 23, 2015

Jergen off

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"

by Le Douche Bag February 23, 2008

Mrs. Jegge

A human egg who doesn't properly teach so depends on a website to help her students learn when they don't learn anything, doesn't have a legit degree

Person 1: Did you learn anything in Mrs. Jegge class?
Person 2: Nah man, her class is so bad, and she can't teach shit so she uses a website to teach us

by LmaoNoInfoForYou February 26, 2017

tell it to the judge

After someone has been caught red handed they may try to excuse thier actions. This phrase is said to shut them up.

I tripped and fell on that fiveteen year old girl while her legs were open.



Tell it to the judge!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Judgenoculars

An apparatus used to pass judgement on passersby based on their appearance, expression, or swirling rumors. Also used in meetings to evaluate the worth of someone's comments. Focusing in on the details that reveal someone's intentions or evidence of misguided behavior. The use of which is recounted later by gesturing with circling hand motions around the eyes. Can be put away for later use by simply keeping on your invisible croakies.

I was sure to take out my judgenoculars when I spotted a poor graduate student being plucked away from his desk by the dean with the hiked up skirt. I focused in on the sultry expression on her face and his eager look of intrigue.

by Abi Sharkfin November 23, 2010

Judge Judy

a crabby ol' bitch (with a capital B) who wears judge's robes and gives judgement on a stupid court TV show. She is very irritable, very pushy and demanding and she degrades and belittles people in the courtroom. She always acts like someone pissed in her orange juice, she needs to be removed from the bench once and for all.

Judge Judy is on TV every afternoon.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 23, 2007