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Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".
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by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004
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A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.
Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...
by catsy57 June 20, 2016
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Did you see Jessica, she just helped that old man cross the road, while walking 3 dogs and carrying a baby!
by Kekica December 21, 2016
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(Jassica) The most supportive and loving girl that walks this earth. She has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at night. Her smile can light up a whole room filled with darkness. And her laugh is contagious and cute. She really loves being called (Jazz) Boys can't help but to stare. If she falls in love, she won't stop thinking about you. She is intelligent, athletic, flexible, into art, and great at listening. If you ever find yourself a, Jassica don't let go.
(Jassica) The most supportive and loving girl that walks this earth. She has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at night. Her smile can light up a whole room filled with darkness. And her laugh is contagious and cute. She really loves being called (Jazz) Boys can't help but to stare. If she falls in love, she won't stop thinking about you. She is intelligent, athletic, flexible, into art, and great at listening. If you ever find yourself a, Jassica don't let go.
"Hey, who is the hottie with the cute smile?"
"Her name is Jassica. She is totally hottie with cute smile
"Her name is Jassica. She is totally hottie with cute smile
by anonymous November 27, 2021
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