Jakey

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie

Martin Constable is a wee jakey

by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020

Jakey

Jealous; in your feelings ,mad your girlfriend banged all your friends; mad you plowed your girl with your dude

Don’t get all jakey on me bro

by Big bite February 14, 2020

Jakey

A name for a homeless person

There was a Jakey on the side of the road

by Ok boomer February 15, 2020

Jakey

A man who’s a fierce dog probs 8”6 but is annoying and yeh

Jakey is wierd af.

by Alandog53 November 2, 2020

Jakey

The best person in the world,aside from Zach's (is that how you say that) they have constant mood changes and specifically hate people with the name Zoe.

Guess who made this.Just guess.Jakey

by Your friendly neighborhood Jak October 18, 2020

jakey

a real tzaddik. has a big dick and short legs, overall a hottie. likes memes and anime tits.

yeah i was talking to jakey

by forklift April 1, 2023

jakey mooney

Jakey Mooney is used to describe a type of item

OMG I'm so proud of my jakey mooney even tho he's a broke ass

by By the real Nip Nurpin November 26, 2023