jacobs

UK slang word for family jewels, bollocks, testicles, nuts

popularized in Snatch movie

You stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off

by dildo777 November 27, 2022

Jacob

A guy named Jacob simply loves turtles. The animal, the band and especially turtle jelly sweets.

Jacob is also the most adorable person in existence.

Oh my, isn't Jacob just the most adorable with his turtle jelly sweets

by Bubbles351073 December 6, 2012

Jacobe

A very joking person and has a lot of sayings. The kind of person that once you get to know you can’t unknown him. He will joke around with things that should not be joked around with but you still think it’s funny. Over all the kind of friend that doesn’t want to be friends with you, but they’re still your friend.

Rando: your a good friend
Jacobe: thanks wish you weren’t tho.
Rando: what
Jacobe: what, who said that?

by Fifipug November 15, 2018

Jacob

*a veryyy hot,beautiful,perfect looking guy
*smooth with his words,so percise
*falls for girls hard but gets over them easily
*loves ACTION sports
*adored by girls
*not very much liked by X gfs
*guys get jealous of him easy
*has anger issues(high tempered)

A: whos ur bf
B:jacob!!
A: OMG u lucky bitch!!!

by born2ride June 13, 2009

Jacob

Dreamiest guy EVER. Tall, handsome, & extremely silly! If he loves you he will protect you with his life. Always makes you laugh. Has a moody side. Loves pushing people’s buttons for fun. Low key a baby but acts tough. Will cook you a delicious and nutritious meal. Has striking icy blue eyes. Charming AF

Girl 1: OMG who is that guy?! He stole my fucking heart!!! My mom would love him.

Girl 2: that’s Jacob. Isn’t he gorgeous?

by BabyMonkeyWrench June 9, 2018

jacob

undefinable, indescriable lad.

I am so in love with Jacob.

by gabigabbygabi July 15, 2008

Jacob

is amazing, can be a bully but he’s super sweet still :) he’s funny too and good at roasting himself even tho none of what he says is true. hes also pretty smexy and way better than alllll your ex’s for sure. he’s more than enough tbh you don’t need anyone else when you got him. he’s just perfect.

ouuuu jacob lookin so damn fine today, wait he always does tho.

by tamalesssss_. August 6, 2019