jab

a word that already exists but's being used in a different context, means basically nothing, and can mean ne thing

"wats this jab"

by loser May 5, 2003

jab

When a guy sticks his dick in a girls vagina,usually when the girl isn't willing.

Sam:I jabbed a girl last night!!!!!!

by mwiz March 2, 2015

jab

derrogatory word for people of Indian origin or decent

youre a jab

by NOK August 28, 2003

jab

something that doctors or lab techs do to people who are required to do so in the process of finding an "Answer" to their medical whoa's. This process is done with some sort of needle, which can be quite painful and annoying, perhaps leaving track marks up and down the inside of your elbow or inbow

Karen had high blood sugar when she was pregnant, therefore the doctor felt the need to JAB her with a needle to take some of her blood.

by Angie (I love you Karen) April 16, 2006

jab

n./adj./v. -Modification of the word "Job". Generally used mockingly, or jokingly, and in a dirty, sexual or inappropriate way. Impact best taken when used multiple times in a row. Can replace any noun, verb, or adjective (Adjective only if "-by", "-balicious", or other suffix is added.)

word derived from basketball coach's accent, and founded by duke

Noun:
A: "Yeah dude! We finished the project in 25 minutes and got a B+ on it!
B: "Fuckin right dude! That's a damn good Jab!

Verb:
A: "Hey Hayden! Look at the way that chick's rack Jabs when she walks!
B: "Unbelievable. I'd Jab her right here and now."

Adjective:
A: "Mrs. Robinson! This pie is Jabtastic!"
B: "Oh, why thank you Timmy! It's such a polite little boy."

by Mr. Jabb May 25, 2006

jab

When a man misses a women's hole and ricochets off of the surrounding area. Common for the alcoholically impaired.

1 Jab is acceptable. 2+ = groan. 3+ out of the bed!

GOD! just get your cock in there already and stop JABBING me!

by b-burns. August 14, 2011

Jab Cunt

The highest level of cuntiness

Dude 1. Hey how's you and Angie

Dude 2. I ditched her ass, she was being a major Jab Cunt

by J&U Productions™ July 24, 2016