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Ultimate Beer Javelin

A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.
Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.
by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012
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Javarous

n. Great person to be around. The hopeless romantic. girls love him boys loath him. Don't leave your girl around him because there is a good chance you wont have her anymore
Man did you see Javarous lately i think my girl is with him
by gangsta803 April 1, 2010
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Javia

Means pretty and creative also a female name it can be very sensitive.She loves to dance and is a very social butterfly and try's to be popular. Loves to dress and loves being very stylish.She is very active and loves to dance and sing.The name came from Africa meaning a brave and strong soul.The name symbolizes harmony.This states that that this named is very unique in its own way.
makayla:how did you make friends so fast on your first day
Javia:I guess I'm very like able
by Know it all person August 21, 2016
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MW2 Javelin Noob

The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it.
MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"

Several other players: You hear that?

Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-

-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.
by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009
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Javier

A Javier is one of the most caring people you will ever meet. It will only take a few days to fall in love with a Javier. Every girl wants him and once you get a crush on one you won't ever forget them. They are athletic and very smart but they will say otherwise. He will be a gentlemen, very loyal, and very cute. Once he wants a girl he will do everything in his power to get her and never let her go. If you meet a Javier keep him in your life forever he will be there for you always.
" Did you see the new kid?"

"Yeah that is Javier, isn't he so cute!"
by 4evermydear May 25, 2018
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Javed

Javed is a word derieved from persia Iran means immortal or light

He is a Loyal person an Hardwork guy .He has a lot of porential in him.He a Sacrificing guy most probabily. He does'nt work all time but when he does he is all in it.

Javed is character that does'nt really show up all the time but He is always there.Most people don't know about javed but he is a Trustyworthy guy and will never let you down he is a Listener who listen not what you speak but to your Soul and give best advice .He may have been gone through a lot but he never complains and doesn't tell about to anyone .

Not to forget about how Sexy body he has .He is kind a complete BOOTY person (for guys too) .he is Shy and Genrous personbut a complete Badass with whom you should not mess with
Javed doesn't discriminate people. Javed is a Amazing person whith so much Charisma to make you smile .Javed is the best friend anyone can ever have.
Girl: 1 what happended why are you so much blushing ?
Girl 2: i was in labrary and my books fell and then javed showed up he helped me.
by Feancis.king11 May 2, 2018
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Javeria

Means "Blessed Female" in Arabic. Though the most blessed ones are the ones lucky enough to know a Javeria. If you've met a Javeria and have won over their heart, make sure to take care of it, it'll be your most prized possession.
That woman is beautiful and perfect, her name must be Javeria
by YushaB January 3, 2019
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