Josephine langford

Simply a fucking goddes. We dont even deserve that angel. A fucking queen and the humblest person being. She deserves the world . Bitches i'm josexual. That's it.
Josephine langford: the perfection.
by 35436678 May 21, 2020
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Josephine

A word to describe your previous self, before you became enlightened with new information.
Also, an insult to describe someone who has not attained the level of knowledge on a subject as you have.
Polly: wow Jack is amazing like look at how caring he is with those children
Debra: but just 10 minutes ago you were saying that you didn’t want him bcuz he’s a douche
Polly: oh yeah, I was such a Josephine back then....

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Ronaldo: hey, look at Timmy over there. He still thinks he can get a job in his field after graduating college
Griffin: hahaha, what a Josephine....
by 69hoebo March 03, 2018
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The Josephine Teo

Having sex in tight confined spaces for the sole purpose of procreation to populate a country, to preclude the need to find housing for planned marriage.

Real life Minister of state Josephine Teo was quoted in the news of Singapore telling young couples to put off getting housing as she does not see the lack of privacy and personal space as a hindrance to having sex.
As the birth rate declined, young fertile men and women were urged to do The Josephine Teo, and delay plans for acquiring housing until after their children are born.
by theminoritydude October 12, 2016
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Amy Josephine

The prettiest girl in the world. She is athletic, musical, smart, and has lots of friends. She isn't the most popular girl in her school, but everyone knows her and loves her.
Gosh, I sure wish I was an Amy Josephine.
by Wholesomegirl May 16, 2010
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josephine langford

Hey do you know who Josephine Langford is dating? Yes I do it’s Hero Fiennes Tiffin! Oh do you know if she has a nickname? Yes I do it’s crackhead.
by By: herophinesbiggestfan April 19, 2019
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Dirty Josephine

When three people have a three way in the shape of a triangle while each having tasers attached to their nipples, while one person watches covering their genitals with hot candle wax.
Damn dude, that Dirty Josephine you did yesterday left your nipples fried, you should get ice on that.
You should get a doctor to look at your genitals after that Dirty Josephine you did the other day.
by KARF July 01, 2020
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Josephine skriver

Josephine skriver is a cute and beautiful girl that is taken by alexander deleon. She is danish and a victoria's secret angel. She is a proud rainbow kid.
Josephine skriver is the second danish angel.
by Hasti81 August 27, 2019
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