Jebrovah's Witness

One who adheres strictly to the Bro Code and preaches door to door from the Book of Brob.

Dude, Kyle keeps trying to get me to join Sigma Phi. He's such a Jebrovah's Witness.

by NilBilly April 8, 2010

Jebron

Me steal yo girl

Jebron will still your girlfriend as quick as lightning

by Eat ass 1772 November 21, 2018

jobrelatedstuff.com

A website related to workflow and productivity enhancement.

"I needed some ideas on how to improve my career, so I checked out some advice at JobRelatedStuff.com"

by TR85 September 18, 2013

Jobson

To define the word Jobson please see Job.

A Job is a person with great patience. Although unaware, Jobs have the world in the palm of their hands. Their possibilities are endless. Jobs are a gift sent to us from the ether as a reminder that we are loved by our creator.

Is there a Jobson in the crowd? Help! We need a Jobson!

by Magikmoonmama March 20, 2021

jobriel

Jobriel is a tall dude that’s hot and is taller than his mom. He wears glasses and is 6 feet tall. He’s insecure and caring, and sometimes acts like a Gabriel. Overall, he’s the dude every girl wants. I bet even his mom likes him.

Selena: “Jobriel is so hot”
Edwin: “Jobriel is so annoying because he steals all the girls and looks like his pretty mom and tall dad.”

by Definitions2 September 30, 2022

jabronie

juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.

-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.

-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.

by super86me December 10, 2008

jabroni

A slang term in professional wrestling first used by the Iron Sheik and then again later by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. It is derived from the word jobber, which is someone who routinely loses, or "does the job".

The Rock says, "Know your role and shut your mouth, jabroni!"

by beau99 May 3, 2010