jeff

an amazing person who plays guitar, likes alternative rock, and most likely sports a faux-hawk. He is probably athletic and muscular. And tall.

joseph:Hey man did you hear about jeff?
anthony:Him? he gets all the bitches!
joseph:I wish I was more like jeff.

by glassesandglitter October 13, 2011

Jeff

Jeff is a kid. He is 14 years old and he is a freaking tripod. he has a huge dick. Like huge like no other. He is also known by his alias Gigantic Jeff or The BIG one.

"hey have you heard about this kid Jeff?" said Scott " This kid Has a Big Dick! ITS HUGE!"

by Scotty The Hotty December 5, 2015

jeff

a nice guy that loves to shower girls with gifts and act like a gentleman. he plays sports and drives a nice car.

damn you're lucky, your boyfriend is a "jeff"

by niggaaaaaa6 January 18, 2011

Jeff

The saddest fuck you will ever meet.

"He has nothing going for him in life."
"The poor guy, he is such a Jeff."

by Boynelife March 28, 2015

Jeff

The guy who ALWAYS takes a dump at work, he may even describe it to you. Will repeatedly tell the same joke "I just got paid to take a shit!"

Man, I gotta take a Jeff!

Have you seen the boss? He's been Jeffing all morning.

by JrPw November 6, 2010

Jeff

Jeff was a little devil as a baby, then became Mr Perfect in mid-life, he will leave us as our guardian angel.

--I never knew that This was the Jeff next door
--My house is so clean, it is so Jeff

by Stephinamerica May 31, 2016

Jeff

The name used for only the best. ( most often killers)

Jeff killed 3 victims.

by Lavender the security guard July 9, 2016