Jed

man ho who gets mad if u dont send him pictures of your boobs way more into sluts. has the ugliest face in the world, and can often be compared to sewer water. has hillbilly accent and smells like farm, smoke, and jerky.

Milly:Jed is such a douche.
Trissy:He smells like dirty farm.
Satie (the slut): YEEEAH BUT I WANNA SHOW HIM MY BOOOBS!

HES A LOSER.

by immmabanditwithaloottacashh January 16, 2009

jed

common slang used by intellegent lads from the school of Riverview to indicate the imbreedity of their mates

chaffey is a jed. Jed is a chaffey

by carey April 21, 2003

Jed

A male child who resembles a cabbage patch doll.

OMG HE LOOKS LIKE A JED. TOTAL JED ALERT.

by TeamJesus August 05, 2012

Jed

Blackest Man Alive. The Darkness.

Person: Yo, dawg why is it so dark here?
Other person: Jed just walked in.

by SupahFlyy November 12, 2010

jed

a humanoid

apparently before jed had left us he wrote some poems

by Jimmy August 20, 2003

jed

the little purple thing when u pull back ure foreskin

Girl: pull back ure foreskin!
Boy: i have tasty jed!
Girl: yum!

by noname December 06, 2003

Jed

1) A first class faggot lady boy who bums his rabbit

2) A dead cats tail that has been skinned and cooked in soup

3) Incestuous man

"Poor Fudge, someone anally raped him"
"Must have been a Jed"

by jedisthebest June 12, 2013