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Jed

man ho who gets mad if u dont send him pictures of your boobs way more into sluts. has the ugliest face in the world, and can often be compared to sewer water. has hillbilly accent and smells like farm, smoke, and jerky.
Milly:Jed is such a douche.
Trissy:He smells like dirty farm.
Satie (the slut): YEEEAH BUT I WANNA SHOW HIM MY BOOOBS!

HES A LOSER.
by immmabanditwithaloottacashh January 15, 2009
mugGet the Jedmug.

jed

common slang used by intellegent lads from the school of Riverview to indicate the imbreedity of their mates
chaffey is a jed. Jed is a chaffey
by carey April 21, 2003
mugGet the jedmug.

Jed

A male child who resembles a cabbage patch doll.
OMG HE LOOKS LIKE A JED. TOTAL JED ALERT.
by TeamJesus August 4, 2012
mugGet the Jedmug.

Jed

Person: Yo, dawg why is it so dark here?
Other person: Jed just walked in.
by SupahFlyy November 14, 2010
mugGet the Jedmug.

jed

apparently before jed had left us he wrote some poems
by Jimmy August 20, 2003
mugGet the jedmug.

jed

the little purple thing when u pull back ure foreskin
Girl: pull back ure foreskin!
Boy: i have tasty jed!
Girl: yum!
by noname December 6, 2003
mugGet the jedmug.

Jed

I fuckin gay ranga who likes to suck dick
Jed is a fucking gay cunt
by BVIUFA December 11, 2018
mugGet the Jedmug.

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