Junkie Stew

Junkie Stew (or Nistipata) is a finnish dish, usually consumed by low-wage families, students, NEETs and... junkies. Every person has their own way of making this food, but they all share two common ingredients: ground beef (or pork, usually mixture of the two) and macaroni pasta and is made by frying the beef on a pan and boiling the pasta, then mixing them together. Other common ingredients include ketchup, onion, garlic, heavy cream, cream cheese and different condiments, but it can be made with almost anything you find from your fridge or pantry as long as it has meat and pasta in some form.

There are differences in how people say the name of the dish, both regional and by social class. Here are some alternative ways of saying junkie stew in finnish, with literal translations:

makaronimössö (macaroni slob), pääkallo (skull), köyhän miehen makaronilaatikko (the poor man's macaroni-beef casserole), spurgupata (the drunkard's stew), paniikkipata (panic stew), rottapata (rat stew), mieslapsen makaronilaatikko (manchild's macaroni-beef casserole), sossupata (social welfare stew), teräsmies (man of steel)

"It's the end of month, my bank account is on red and my head hurts after yesterday's kalsarikännit"
"Dude just return the cans to the store and buy some minced meat and macaroni for Junkie Stew"

by yuissi November 29, 2019

Car Junkie

Obession with cars

every time a car drives by i have the urge to tell everyone what it is and everything about it, therefore people call me a car junkie"

by buick325 October 25, 2010

junkin

A sexual act. When your partner puts both your penis and balls in their mouth. An all-inclusive blowjob. Officially called a "blowjunkin."

My girl was so hot for me last night, she attempted to give me a junkin in the parking lot.

by Jazzual July 1, 2012

Mainstream Junkie

Someone that is on top of everything that's mainstream. This person knows about everything that is new and is quick to jump to anything that is new. A mainstream junkie can be good or bad.

The fake ones are the followers only doing it because the real ones (leaders) are doing it.

Wow, last year he liked Pop music, now he's on 50 cent's groan. What a Mainstream Junkie.

Did you hear that new Travis Porter. That shit is so dope and new. It's changing the way I think about certain things. Those guys are some Mainstream Junkies

by They Lazy Genius November 4, 2009

junk strut

Walking in a sexually suggestive manner, with the intent to draw attention to a particular sexually-oriented body part.

1. Did you see her doin' her junk strut down the street, shakin' that ass?

2. Dude! Quit doin' your junk strut across the locker room and wrap a towel around yourself!

by trogers91 October 31, 2007

junkie spawn

The undisciplined hopped up brat or brats belonging to 1 or 2 junkies. Often spawned while one or both parents are under the influence of drugs, junkie spawn have a strong tendency towards drug use and crime, as well as premature breeding.

Paul must have had a half dozen junkie spawn by as many different women, all Paul does is breed women and sit on his ass and do drugs all day. Someone should kill him before he can make anymore.

by Fatboy26 February 22, 2008

junk bunch

when a guy's junk gets bunched up within his pants, usually while wearing a cup.

Laxer Bro #1: Brah, you were touching your crotch all practice today. What's up with that?

Laxer Bro #2: Dude I know, fuckin junk bunch.

Laxer #1: Fuckin hate that shit man.

by schneeblyn March 17, 2009