jalopy

The act of having sex with a man over the age of 80 whose cock hardly works. The old geezer must bend over while his taint is suckled on. He then receives a blowie (his shaft is still flaccid) while his asshole is fingered and tickled. In the end the old man sharts on the hand of the pleasure giver when he pulls his finger out.

That old guy i fucked had such a jalopy

by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

flop em jalopems

A pair of fat breasts that hang so low that when you fuck the girl who has the hanging tittles that they shake like flipping flapjacks.

Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.

by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007

Jellophile

Someone who receives sexual satisfaction from Jello, or other gelatin products.

I love watching how that Jello shakes.

Dude, you're a total Jellophile.

by kijafa May 30, 2011

jelloplayz

A gamer that’s stupid and plays to much fortnite and he’s ugly

JelloPlayz is playing fortnite again ugh

by Squidward12337722772 November 9, 2018

jalopylapgo

Broken down car doing a lap

Will this jalopylapgo another lap

by Codeusoo April 7, 2021

Jalopagan

A unusual human-like creature, that has feet that are 20 feet long. Though they are hard to spot in public due to their feet camouflage ability. The only actual sittings have been at night when they have been seen standing 20 feet from a crosswalk. Car headlights cause there feet to have a light white-ish glare.

A man was spotted standing 20 feet from the crosswalk during the day waving is arms and yelling at traffic that would not stop. For they did not know it was a Jalopagan.

by Jalopagan November 11, 2022

Johnstown jalopy

A once mediocre economy car that has lost 80% of its value over the course of 4 years after being abused in the hands of its mentally challenged owner. Usually owned by either inbreds, crackheads, autist, Walmart DC workers, or ratchet side hoes. Usually has signs of damage all around the vehicle, and occasionally visual modifications applied in poor taste. Drivers hobbies include texting while driving on their iPhone that's at least 3 generations old, spilling Dunkin iced coffees on their stained seats, and blasting garbage music from their blown speakers.

Jenny: Hey Becky, did you ever get with that guy you met on tinder last night?

Becky: No, he came to pick me up to bring me back to his studio apt. so we could watch his free-trial of Netflix, but the passenger door handle of his Johnstown jalopy fell off so I couldn't go

by mac daddy cjizzle September 27, 2018