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Jakob

Jakobs are rather mysterious creatures with a rather mysterious and distinct smell. If you come across a Jakob who has recently drank V8 or eaten peanuts, prepare for odorization.
"You smell like a total Jakob."

"Watch out, he smells like a Jakob."
by poopadoopadoo December 7, 2011
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jakobables

me: go sub to jakobables
some dumbass: no
me: *SLOWLY KILLS THAT DUMBASS*
by KGamer On YT September 9, 2019
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Jakob

Jakob is super adorable and is a huge stoner and loves weed all the girls like him and he is most likely to date an allie or someone that starts with A he has the biggest heart and is super kind
Wow did you see that hot stoner I bet he’s a jakob
by Allison_is_cool910 November 29, 2019
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Jakob

The German Translation Of Jacob, and Jacob is the Hebrew Translation of James. Jakob is pronounce Ya-Kub.
A German: Hi Jakob.
by Noobgaming103 May 30, 2015
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Jakob

Jakob is a sexy red head who had sex with my cousin and broke my heart
Jakob is a bastard
by Big Dick Niggaaaaaa April 29, 2019
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Jakobe

A Guy That is sweet to your face and then turns around and start talking Shit. Most likely a player but won't admit it, can be nice and a gentlemen. Awkward and Cocky. Were's the same clothes over and over again. Lives for being the center of attention, especially if that attention is from girls. Know for have a hard and rough past but gets through it.
Have you see jakobe he cheated on cora, but he seems like such a nice guy.
by Cxurtnhoox July 28, 2018
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Jakob

Jakob is someone who is super intelligent. This may seem like a good thing at first, but a Jakob is a person who will throw the fact that he is intelligent in your face at every opportunity, becoming increasingly annoying until you want to beat the hell out of them and throw them into an open grave. Jakobs are usually ginger, with extraordinarily large glasses, and have no soul. They are also extremely socially awkward. Rumor has it that the Zodiac Killers real name was Jakob. They have no morals, and their only rules in life are to make life as miserable as possible. If you ever meet a Jakob, either execute them immediately or run away as fast as humanly possible.
Jakob is a jackass.
by Ujiyasu Suekata November 14, 2018
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