ixl

cancer

man 1: how do you have cancer?
man 2: i did ixl.

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

IXL

The gayest ass bullshit to ever exist. It's so awful that many children would rather suck the crusty musty dusty ED 2 millimeter defeater of their ugly ass 80 yr old nursing home grandpa of teacher, than complete the 587 recommended topics that they set for them to complete.

IXL is the worst thing to ever have been made.

by biggusdickus42069 April 25, 2023

IXL

A way for teachers to give Baby Thanos head while torturing/raping students.

Son, why is your butt so torn?

My teacher assigned IXL.

Oh.

by Online Outlaw June 13, 2019

IXL

An "education" website that is based on a "fun" way to learn different subjects, like math, language arts, and maybe science. The structure of the leveling system is based on middle ages torture devices that are meant to cause as much pain as possible.

Hi, IXL

Hi, Satan

by TheGDKid February 1, 2021

IXL

a math game that makes you want to commit suicide!!!

IXL is the pain of my existence and i want to die!!!

by Julian D is best ™ January 23, 2023

IXL

Website to teach u stuff.. I’m pretty sure ixl= I excel

Ya ixl is for hw

by caryyyo9 September 29, 2019

IXL Math

A useless, repetitive math website that causes the pulling out of hair, suicidal thoughts, stress, and occasionally, constipation and computer damage.

All it is, is just endless solving of math problems for crummy little drawings and paper certificates.

Did I mention if you get a question wrong, your "smartscore" drops by 10?

"Dude, can you come over to play ball?"

"No sorry, I have to finish my IXL Math. It counts for half of my grade"

"That's dumb!"

"Yeah, I've already thrown my computer a few times, and my butt hurts from sitting on my chair this long"

by Eugeneius April 25, 2013