Monday

Creative and ofeensive slang term used to describe an African-American person.

a) 'Man, I hate black people.'

b) 'Yeah, everybody hates Mondays.'

by dbree801 March 22, 2010

Mondays

A slang term used to affectionately describe men and women of African or African American decent. Usually used alongside terms such as "love," "wonderful smelling," "clean," and "highly motivated." Since people have started over-classifying everything, 'Mondays' now only refers to black people, although it used to cover a much broader scope. As a result, the rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties.

I love wonderful smelling, clean, highly motivated Mondays.

(or used derogatorily)
I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.

by RedNeckZilla August 11, 2008

Monday

The worst day of the week. What a waste..

Fuck monday i would rather kill myself

by TheNotSoFunnyPerson May 20, 2021

Monday

The part of the week where everyone becomes the weeks bitch.

Welp it’s Monday, time to get fucked again..

by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019

Monday

hell

mother: wake up its monday
son: uhm where are the knives again

by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022

Monday

An individual whos' bahaviour & attitude is both feared & avoided by both their peers & other people in an effort to escape 'Monday's' pushy & demanding & offputting qualities

FRIEND A:

"He's STILL calling you asking for rent money?"

FRIEND B:

"Yeah! He's such a monday! He is always around just to show me he's always going to be there, waiting to ruin everything if I am late paying my rent

FREIND A: "I HATE MONDAYS"

by iklara November 24, 2018

Monday

the day where you are most likely to die.

mom: come on son your gonna be late for school
son: i dont care. wake me up when it's saturday
mom: come on son its Monday ok. you cant be late for your first day of school
son: 🙄

by A RANDOM PERSON HASHTAG OOF August 13, 2019