isolation expertise

n. the ability of being alone at all times with no exception. usually owned by internet people

A: Did you know Jimmy just joined the internet last night?
B: Wow, I wonder how long until he learns isolation expertise
A: What?

by whalecome March 1, 2021

IStation

An online, educational application that is basically the mafia that tortures children.

Joseph: AYO WHAT WE DOIN’ TODAY MISS?
Tiddiewell: IStation.
The whole class: *Dies*

by Fagimus April 16, 2021

Crunchy Isolation

When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.

Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."

by f091993 November 20, 2010

product-produced isolation

The malicious marketing and social control strategy where corporations pay the media to make everyone consider themselves so superior they will feel disgusted of most other people and stop interacting with them. With their social interaction skills atrophied, the only way they can satisfy their innate need to interact with others is by consuming products.

Though he had read every book on his wall-to-wall bookshelf and was exceptionately intelligent, like most Americans, product-produced isolation had gotten him to only interact with his family members, rarely interact with other human beings, and satisfy his innate need to interact with others by purchasing products—such as his automobile, from which he came to derive his, in reality, dwindling self-esteem, identity and health by not walking. He also purchased one of the most powerful revolvers, books, watches, and other things, some of which he collected. But all that only led to his declining mental state, and to feel good he became an alcoholic. After attending Alcoholics Anonymous for a number of years, he stopped drinking and became an expensive cigar addict.

by but for August 9, 2018

product-induced isolation and identity

The comical marketing and social control strategy where corporations pay the media to make everyone consider themselves so superior they will feel disgusted of most other people and stop interacting with them and satisfy their innate need to interact with others by overconsuming products, and simultaneously feel so inferior they will buy products to raise their self-esteem and improve their identity. Thus, selling consumers products which satisfy their emotional needs have become as profitable as those which satisfy their physical needs.

He had read every book on his wall-to-wall bookshelf and was exceptionally intelligent, but like perhaps many Americans, Product-Induced Isolation and Identity got him to only interact with his family members, have only one or no friends, rarely interact with other human beings, and satisfy his innate need to interact with others by purchasing products—such as his automobile, from which he came to derived his self-esteem and identity, or his computer and mobile device which essentially replace in-person human interaction. To top it all of, he just got his master's degree online in Mass Humbuggery and Manipulation.

by but for August 9, 2018

Pretty Boy Isolation

This is where you have a good friend who is better looking than you, but then when they are around another pretty boy in a group they are complete assholes to you and isolate you.

Grady Davidson has a friend who was less attractive in the group so when he hung out with Todd Halcomb he then became an asshole to the other friend. Pretty Boy Isolation

by No_Child_Support January 7, 2020

cum insulation

Cum insolation: The result of swallowing way too much gizz, caused by you thinking that it would keep you warmer during the winter:. Used as an insult to someones weight or sexuality........Alaskan bitches!
Cum in-so-lay-shun

"Babe, i can't tonight. I have some cum insulation in my ass i think... you wanna try anal instead?"

"That ugly whore has so much cum insulation that her belly buttonis lower than her beltline!! She will seriously suck your dick for $15 bucks!!......(Rachel)

by Demonicshroom August 7, 2006