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For all intensive purposes

How people who don't stop to think about things and are accustom to taking most things at face value say "For all intents and purposes."
My math teacher as a lead-in to some math point said "Well, for all intensive purposes..."

She was a young ditzy female who as her day job taught math and as her night job did modern dance. EXACTLY the type of person you would expect to say "For all intensive purposes."
by FooberFoober August 18, 2005
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intensive porpoises

1) malapropism for 'intents and purposes'

2) seriously determined and focused aquatic mammals, dangerous to sharks
For all intensive porpoises, whiskey and vodka will both mess you up in a similar manner if you drink enough
by ichi_san May 2, 2012
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inventure

An invention that is the outcome of an adventurous pursuit
The sextant is one of the greatest navigational inventures.
by muammar_a_tq September 25, 2015
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inventionation

Inventionation is the combination of inventing through imagination--it's what happens when a mad scientist meets his inner child.
Ryan was cooking up the last of his refrigerator's veggies, which had grown wilted and blah; wanting to save money and keep flavor, he created an inventionation that de-wilted them and reduced them back to full flavor and umami: using a wine vacuum, a handle-less lid, spray bottle tip, grape seed oil, vitamin C, and crushed chlies.
by Snickel Pickle August 29, 2016
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inventioneer

> noun
a completely "not made up" profession formed when a breakaway group of new inventors sought to distance themselves from "traditional inventors" by inventing a more legitimate sounding job description
HOT GIRL AT PARYY: So, Suzy said you're like, an inventor?

TRADITIONAL INVENTOR: Yeah that's right, did Suzy..

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Just fuck off mate. Loser.

vs.

INVENTIONEER: Yeah I'm the Lead Inventioneer for HNC Health.

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Oh wow. You must be really rich.

INVENTIONEER: Yeah I hardly even work these days... Just come in for the big jobs really...

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Me and my girlfriend s were just about to go back to Suzy's for a girls hot-tub and champagne party. You wanna...
by dr snorpuss November 17, 2016
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Intertive

When someone is assertive on the internet only. In public the person gets too nervous and can't be articulate and sounds confusing.
Paul is not good around his words in public, but when he chats with his fortnite friends he knows what to say, he is intertive
by Fickle guy July 27, 2019
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insertive

having a strong desire to put your dick inside everything and everyone
Plankton: No, no... be insertive!
by frorf May 29, 2022
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