Internetosized

When your time spent online has effected your writing skills.

Oh Man I have been Internetosized.... I wrote LMMFAO on my loan application!

by PoetryKess August 8, 2004

the internets

a phrase used by people unfamiliar with the internet. often these people are unfamiliar with its set up and use. can also be used by people when making fun of those unfamiliar with the internet

i used the internets this morning to find information on african swallows.

by Ro1280 July 28, 2005

internalism

Paradigm of symmetricity in which an object is externally symmetric if each of its individual parts are INTERNALLY symmetric--even if adjacent individual parts are not symmetric with respect to each other.

Synonymous to liminalism.

Internalism or liminalism creates space.

Asymmetric adjacent internally-symmetric (disymmetric) individual parts that create a symmetric whole, a metastructure.

Internalism (space) meta-emerges when the symmetric components of all of the adjacent asymmetric parts and the symmetric whole intersect at a single point generated by an asymmetric line which creates a contiguity between the disymmetric parts-of-parts and the symmetric whole.

by sandraxine November 14, 2018

internets

A term originally used to mock Bush, but has degraded into a word hipsters use in an attempt to make themselves sound cooler. People who use the word are the peope who also use teh and le because quite simply they saw everyone else doing it.

This also goes for teh internets, the typed form of the word in which the is intentionally mistyped, so they can make themselves look like the largest douchebags possible.

Hipster: I was surfing the internets at starbucks...
Person: Shut up, you are a douchebag.

by Andrew Apocalypse October 19, 2005

the internets

What an ULTRA UBER computer noob would say when they make a their first double click on the internet explorer icon.

Noob: oh my god, im using THE INTERNETS!!!111

by hanes July 10, 2005

internets

in response to the "internets" being correct.From your own source www.internet2.org "Internet2 is a consortium being led by 207 universities working in partnership with industry and government to develop and deploy advanced network applications and technologies, accelerating the creation of tomorrow's Internet. Internet2 is recreating the partnership among academia, industry and government that fostered today´s Internet in its infancy. The primary goals of Internet2 are to:

* Create a leading edge network capability for the national research community
* Enable revolutionary Internet applications
* Ensure the rapid transfer of new network services and applications to the broader Internet community.
"

by that definition it is not a seperate network from the current internet, but rather a collective working to make the current internet better.

It would be ridicoulos to not run this over existing network lines. They are one in the same, and your proof debunked it's self.

"I heard some universities are making a new internet" "Not really, just working to improve the one we have."

by Djduckie August 31, 2005

internets

Jack Black uses this term to describe his precious valuable work.

His rant on piracy can be found on YouTube, where he says the following:

"Look, super mega rock and roll gods and superstars are just regular dudes like you guys... we punch the clock, we put on the pants, and then we blow people's minds, it's how we make a living! ... AND THEN THESE PIRATES COME, AND THEY STEAL ALL OUR INTERNETS!"

by Internets Boy January 4, 2009