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instant messenger

A form of internet communcation where 2 or more people talk to each other in real-time without going through a browser chatroom. A few of the most common instant messengers are ICQ, AIM and MSN.
AIM stands for "AOL Instant Messenger".
by Amantis April 5, 2005
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Instant Win

A term which originally became popular in the days of Starcraft. It was used to designate a particular strategy or attack which would guarantee victory for whomever was using it. It was often used in conjunction with the popular equation, "Mass Carriers = Instant Win". The strategy of mass-producing the largest aerial unit in the game and using it as the sole attack force remained popular, and later spread into Warcraft 3, where it gained the updated equation, "Mass Wyrms = Instant Win".
by Aganar March 31, 2005
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Instant Mayo Panties

The reaction one (usually a female) has when seeing a picture of Kris Letang, of the Pittsburgh Penguins. See also: spontaneous orgasm.
Catherine: So, I found this picture of Tangers today on PittsburghPenguins.com.

Amanda: Instant Mayo Panties.
by The Pens Broads June 5, 2009
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Instant-gram

The name for Instagram that is used by many older people, (Generation X, Baby Boomers, etc.), including Lilly Singh (||Superwoman||)'s "parents".
"Hey Lilly, on I have 17 followers on Instant-gram now. How many do you have?"
by vxxnsan April 26, 2019
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wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019
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Google Instant

A new feature that moves the search box around the screen as you type to make your search experience as painful and confusing as possible.
A: HOLY SHIT BRO I LOST THE BOX. W. T. F.
B: Calm down, its just google instant.
by H.YANG.OCN.PINS April 27, 2011
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instant gratifoodcation

to be satisfied with frozed foods over a well cooked meal due to hunger.
manuel: mom, whats for dinner?
willma: turkey, itll be dont in about an hour or so.
manuel: nevermind, thats way too long, ill just make a hot pocket.
willma: you can never just wait can you? you always got to get your instant gratifoodcation!
by NJpanicSyndrome October 23, 2008
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