Instant Pussy

Loose woman especially when drunk.

She is an instant pussy, just add beer.

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Instant Dad

When you go MILF Hunting and is force to marry that MILF you become an Instant Dad.

Scape: Yo Neng and Tok, guess what! I just became an Instant Dad today because of UltimaMom! Yayayaya!!

by Tokenss December 20, 2008

instant pleasure

As far as I am concerned (being female and all) it is immediate gratification. Usually expidiated with the assistance of a dildo, vibrator or the good 'ol finger trick.

Ashley received instant pleasure after double clicking her mouse.

by Jenna Tolls May 6, 2006

Instant Messabang

When you are IMing a partner and sending sexual messages intended to stimulate them. Similar to sexting.

Dude 1: What's up?
Dude 2: Nuthin just talkin with my girl on Facebook.
Dude 1: What are you doing talking to me? Get back to Instant Messabanging that hoe!

by ConBroIll November 14, 2010

instant gang

1) a bonus-feature in GrandTheftAuto 2 Multiplayer that gives you a little party following you around. They only disappear when shot by your opponents.

2) the situation when you invite a couple of friends to hang out, they call some of theirs and before you know there's the party of the year happening at your house.

a: dood, your place looks nuked!
b: ya, instant gang last night..couldn't stop it.

by broiler666 March 31, 2009

instant native

someone who has only recently moved to an area and yet already considers her/himself (usually wrongly) to have a long-term resident's familiarity with that area

"I'm in town for a summer internship, so I know for a fact that there's no night life along U Street." "Instant native, just add short-term lease."

by Doctor Whom June 11, 2006

instant sunshine

Slang or a colloquial term for a nuclear weapon.

Hiroshima is always so cloudy, luckily they got some made-in-USA instant sunshine to cheer them up back in '45.

by Xeno123 January 3, 2019