instabro

People (usually men) who make an instant, friendly, non-sexual connection. The term is often used in larger social interactions when you and your instabro are having an awesome conversation and some bored party-goer butts in: "where do you know each other from?" / "how long have you been friends?"

Bro1: Dude, I'll give you 1000$ if I can bang your sis.
Bro2: Woah, 1000$ - finally someone who *gets me*!
Sis: Hey, what's up guys? You seem to be having quite a chat.
Bro2: Yeah, me and my instabro here are helping each other out.

by Chymera August 26, 2013

Instabro

A dude who prefers to stalk social media rather than txt.

I know he really likes me as he liked 27 of my pics last night and stops by every bar I check-in at but he never txts me back to hang out. He's such an instabro!

by Sixx In The City January 13, 2014

Instaboner

1. (n) A person who gives a male a boner the moment he looks at her.

Wow, with those boobs, she is an instaboner.

by VinnyM76 March 31, 2009

instabilts

Unstable stilts not to be consfused with the commercial-sounding "insta-builts"...whatever those are..

Ahhhhh I'm not walking on those... they're instabilts!

I saw this clown at the zoo yesterday, he fell so hard he musta been wearin instabilts.

by Lydiaaa June 13, 2008

instabolical

An extraordinary instance where unknown happenstances become perfectly clear, in a moments notice, taking all sides by complete surprise.

It quickly became an instabolical situation.

by digger_dan June 9, 2011

instabarf

When you instantly vomit, commonly after takin a nasty shot or when you smell something dead.

"Did you see that dude chug that tequila out the bottle and then instabarf?"
Or
"When I looked in my girls little trash can by the toilet I straight instabarfed!"

by Cagz June 7, 2014

Instaboner

When an erection is formed instantaneously, usually as a result of interaction with someone of unprecedented attractiveness.

James tapped me on the shoulder earlier, I got an instaboner.

by CortaEsaCiudad March 15, 2015