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ur ancestors incestors

John: ur mum gay
Me: *pauses*
John: do it
Me:u-ur anCeSToRS INCESTORS
John: *has seizure, disintegrates*
by #JK11 May 16, 2018
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Incestor

When someone travels back in time and accidentally fucks his/her ancestor.
"A guy named Marty McShuffle travels to colonial america and sleeps with a prostitute.
Marty: Man, who could ever knew that colonial women were so easy get laid with.
Prostitute: Marty, do you want to know my name?
Marty: Sure
Prostitute: My name is Jane McShuffle.
Marty: OMG! I just fucked my great-great-great grandma! I am now an incestor!
by Deadmojo February 8, 2019
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no incesto

Phrase used after doing something sexual with a parent, sibling, child, grandchild, or any close relative to indicate that the act or comment was not incest.
brother- can i feel your smooth legs bro?

other bro - yeah just call 'no incesto'
by thatdirtychild June 13, 2010
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investor

Andy is an investor . Hes a bitcj
by hawaiionurtab February 5, 2016
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life investor

term describing a "sugar daddy" and/or "sugar momma" that sounds less degrading than flat out claiming that person gives you money essentially to breathe and/or end up in compromising situations. Easiest way to decide a girl has a life investor: no job with lots of travel pictures alone i.e. Dubai, expensive purses, shoes, and the words 'public figure' any where on her Instagram.
Friend: Wow Jill, how do you get to take all these vacations and have all of these lovely handbags?? You don't even have a job!

Jill: Easy answer! I found a life investor online and he's all I'll ever need. And no, you won't see any pictures of him, he's wayyyy to camera shy. Plus he's always working so you won't be able to hang out with him.
by blue donk June 29, 2017
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Yiddish Investor

1 of 2 Major Types of Alter Ego in Venture Capital

An investor (Typical of an Ashkenazi Jew) who will act aggressively pushy and uncompromising towards an entrepreneur, almost to the point to being offensive/rude, but will ultimately commit funds to kickstart the founder's startup.

A Yiddish Investor is the direct opposite of a WASP Investor
VC: So why should we trust you? Why shouldn't we just fund your competitors? This seems really risky and illiquid, how do you plan to mitigate these factors? We don't really see the potential for an exit in an IPO with this idea at all, what do you think?

Entrepreneur: (Answers Uncomfortably but Truthfully)

VC: ALTHOUGH this seems extremely risky and prone to failure, here is my money nonetheless.

Entrepreneur to his Co-Founder: They may be tough and straight to the point, but we are grateful to have a Yiddish Investor onboard.

~Word created by Woodrow @ Decheque
by Woodrow Sun June 1, 2019
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cock investor

A suffisticated woman who makes a substantial living by serial dating wealthy men.

A gold digger
"Hey bro, don't even think of hooking up with that whore. She's a total cock investor."
by Grisslebone February 18, 2009
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