infinifap

When one person cannot stop fapping until their dingaling turns into a bone.

"Hey Jeremy, did you know Alexandre landed into an infinifap session?" "No man, im sorry to hear that."

by NONEEDFORAFACE January 25, 2024

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infantstation

What da unexpected father in da infamous "dallying doctor" joke realized dat he was faced wif when da "spaghetti" letter from Italy informed him dat his nurse had given birth to quadruplets.

In da hilarious "if Firestone made condoms" cartoon, a total infantstation is shown to be gathered on da couch.

by QuacksO0 June 16, 2025

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Infanti

A person who is successful in life but has the worst choices in picking n choosing what counts as inappropriate or not.

I think I can infanti this.

by WHOKNOWSYOU August 12, 2025

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Happening regardless of the upbringing in the family where a child is raised, this phenomenon is where an infant or a young child identifies himself as an atheist until the age of 6 years, after which he / she will be old enough to start grasping the concept of religion like his / her parents and older siblings.

It's interesting to see how infantile atheism plays out; my four-year old nephew declared he didn't believe in God, even though his parents took him to church every Sunday!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

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male infantile homosexuality

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.

I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

well shit

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 18, 2023

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