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noodle incident

Something that happened in the past. No one talks about it, no one knows exactly what it was. But everyone agrees that it was something embarassing or bad.

From "Calvin and Hobbes".
(At a 20-year High School Reunion)
Wife: Why is everyone looking at you funny?
Husband: They must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
Wife: You never told me about that. What was it?
Husband: ... ... it was... the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
Wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)
by Yet Another Josh Cohen September 22, 2006
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incididn't

Mashing of words Incident and didn't.
when some shit almost happened, but didn't.
A situation that could potentially be bad, that turns out ok.
Johhny slips on ice, nearly smashes ipod on the ground, but recovers at the last second: Incididn't.

Dude 1: holy shit! last night i accidentally made dinner plans with two different chicks at the same place!! but one bailed at the last second!!
Dude 2: Shit close call! talk about an incididn't!

Remembering that bag of weed in you jeans pocket seconds before putting them into the wash.
by dogtown February 23, 2008
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Incident Response Unit

(Noun) An elite group of individuals that perform diagnostic assessment , positive action, repairs and reporting of building issues.
The Incident Response Unit or the IRU at the University is incredible! They fixed my problems and made sure that they never happened again.
by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018
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incine

the first part of the pokemon's name incineroar or the first part of the word incinerate
to burn or be burned
Damn, you just got incined.
by sperming October 23, 2020
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jelly incident

When a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich is made with too much jelly, and the jelly falls out of the sandwich during consumption.
"Sorry about the purple stain on my shirt, I had a jelly incident at lunch."
by Sycoticmynd29 December 12, 2008
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The December 22nd incident

On December 22nd, 2022, TikTok For You pages around the world were invaded by some of the most graphic content ever seen on the app. Slideshows were overrun with uncensored pornography, hentai, and nudes. By December 23rd, these images seemed to disappear and TikTok returned to its usual state. The cause of this event is still unknown.
The December 22nd incident will live on as one of the darkest days in TikTok history.
by totallyrealhistorian December 23, 2022
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the incisor

The act of shotgunning a beer by biting into the can, opening the tab, and sucking it down. An advanced move; not for rookies as this is no sesame street shit.
Tom gained some serious street cred at the party by successfully performing the incisor on a half-gallon Beck's mini-keg.
by Nick D September 30, 2005
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