Investment rizz

Using fundamental analysis find women or men below their intrinsic value (their worth) and date until they have reached their intrinsic value

John had that investment rizz when he started dating laura

by Bigdill374 December 31, 2024

Investment rizz

Finding women or men to date or rizz up below their intrinsic value (their worth) and date or rizz until they have hit there intrinsic value or exceeded it

John had that investment rizz when he started dating laura she's to good for him now

by Bigdill374 December 31, 2024

Mis-Investment

Something that at first was a good investment(or buy) But then over time it fucks up(without prior mention from publishers or creators)And it makes you question, "Why Did I Get This?", "Had I Knew This Shit Earlier I Would Not Had Got This" or "They Should Have Fixed This Before Releasing This?" Thous Making It a Mis-Investment

Person 1: Damn, Should Have Not Gotten Black Ops, Was a Total Mis-Investment -_-
Person 2: Why's That?
Person 1: Because It Be Fuckin Up, Be Glitchin Like a Motherfucker
Person 2: So!!!
Person 1, They Should have fixed this shit before i got it, It's a Mis-Investment

by Tarif 91 January 25, 2011

Return Investment

Buying an item with the intention of using it briefly, then returning it.

The game is going to be so much better with this awesome sound system. I have to return it tomorrow, though, because I paid for it with rent money. It is just a return investment.

by kittykittyboomboom April 6, 2012

Bad Investments

These are investments which may or may not be bad (they’re bad) made by a certain someone who never takes a deal in Deal or No Deal

Person 1: “Don’t make any Bad Investments and just press the deal button”
Person 2: “YOU NEVER PRESS THE DEAL BUTTON!”

by Player Unknown September 24, 2017

Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.

- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!

by JulianaJax December 4, 2020

Fidelity Investments

A company that helps the rich get richer and overwhelmingly promotes tall white men and stereotypically attractive white women while passing over many minority candidates equally or better qualified

Fidelity Investments managed thousands of IRAs for rich white fucks

by D Flawless November 11, 2021