Improbable Destructor

The act of having sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend, not before playing the track "Calliope" by Cheshyre, seen in the madness combat series' third episode. You must yell "THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED", then wrap an arm around your partner's neck and another around their eyes, before going down on them, HARD

person 1: "hey man, you were gone for a while yesterday, what happened?"

person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor"

person 1: "that is BOSS, dude"

by lukaa June 25, 2021

Gettin' Groovy with Improovy

When applying Improovy principles to get to that state of being where so many pain points in your life are removed, that you just feel happy.

Finally gettin' groovy with Improovy and life is good.

by Love and Innovation September 6, 2020

Home Improvement

One of the best, most enjoyable TV shows in history.

Home Improvement rocks.

by Meijer's! December 5, 2005

new and improved joker product

A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.

I hear Justin Timberlake is dating New And Improved Joker Product

by Steve Aardvark December 20, 2006

Improta Bush

An noun for weed, usually dank.

Dude, lets get baked before the play tonight, I got a fat sack of Improta Bush.

by domiho November 22, 2006

Improper fraction

When a girl's breasts are bigger than her bum, she is susceptible to the insult of being an improper fraction.

Hey, see Veronica over there? She's a real improper fraction.

by RoyceTarantino December 19, 2019

improused

To be impressed to the point of arousal.

Victims of improusal typically include goal diggers and people that are attracted to other motivated individuals.

Person A: "Hi, did I mention that I'm a pilot?"
Person B: "Well consider me improused!"

by moosechop February 14, 2020