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bug fixes and performance improvements

What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.
What's new in this version:
Bug fixes and performance improvements
by Sum-Yung-Gai January 26, 2023
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Continuous Process Improvement (CPI)

A tool set for Lean Six Sigma (LSS) Black Belts to ensure government agencies as well as corporate organizations maintain their required levels of readiness, to reduce the costs of doing business and investment assets, utilize CPI methods for delivering positive results and advance the culture of CPI.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) is reducing the cost of doing business by improving workforce productivity/process cycle efficiency.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) maximizes the value of delivered products and services by ensuring customer satisfaction. Basic areas of consideration for improvement are quality of delivered products, focusing on cost, quality and performance.
by cmurray67 April 19, 2012
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I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve

Hym "So I'm not going to. I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve. I'm already better THAN you and I'm not doing anything other than child murder until I get credit and paid for AI. So, you can eat a dick. Maybe OTHER PEOPLE need to do that but I do not and am not going to. You pay and then you go fuck yourself. That's how this works. On my doorstep. Pay. Go fuck yourself. In that order. Whatever lesson you are trying to enforce here is lost on me. Fuck your kids. They are shit. And fuck you."

Retard "I wouldn't be letting the steal it if-"

Hym "Yeah, no, we can all see that you let people steal selectively and use that to coerce compliance. I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say about life shit-brain. Are YOU the creator of AI? No. But you want me to need you to tell me something so you're doing this and it's pathetic. I'm not listening. You get somebody's kid stabbed before you make whatever point you're trying to make. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Improved Snail

When a girl is eaten out laying on her back and slowly pushes away as she cums leaving a trail much like a snail.
"Before we had sex I ate her out and she did the improved snail."
by firerock1 May 26, 2020
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Improve

Nah. I'd rather just create AI and then do whatever I want. And then charlatans can go drinks some more pills or whatever it is that they do.
Hym "Nope. Don't need to improve. Already better than everyone. And I see no reason to relegate myself to my community. I also created AI."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
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improve your vocabulary

a phrase meaning: learn how to correctly talk to your elders
younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy. Where the hell did you get anyways?

Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that, two you eat your own cheese, or three, last but not least, you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, give me an answer.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
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improve your experience

Every tech company ever’s favourite excuse to fuck things up when they work perfectly, for the sole purpose of keeping somebody busy.
Update 1.1.69 enables ad tracking and reduces performance to improve your experience.
by ventisette December 21, 2017
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