Itchy Pussy

Another name for Mitsubishi.

To home girl! Come take a ride in my Itchy Pussy Diamante!

by smb0072962 April 9, 2021

Sit-itch

The moment you are sitting down on a hard surface for a long period of time and you feel an uncontrollable itch on your butt due to the lack of blood flow to your butt so you try to scratch dem cheeks but it only gets worse. To fix this all you gotta do is: stand up, and move to the couch.

”UGHH I keep scratching my butt! I got a sit-itch!”

by GrizBJiggen April 30, 2020

Itchy Beard

Said in response to a statement that is believed to be false. The previous example where the statement is "Do you believe in God?" and the response is "Itchy beard" is wrong simply because a question cannot be false.

Jack: "Mine's ten inches - and that's flaccid"
John: "Itchy beard!"

by mikeymike99 June 10, 2009

itchy nipples

the result of someone thinking about you while they're masturbating

I'm out of town for the weekend and I've got itchy nipples. My girlfriend must be thinking about me while touching herself

by Babygoosekins February 8, 2010

Itchy Balls

One of the worst happenings known to mankind.

Bob: Hey, why are your hands in your pockets?
Jane: Oh I'm, trying to discreetly scratch my itchy balls

by the SUITer January 14, 2010

Robo Itch

The Robo itch is intense and painful itching/rash caused by taking recreational doses of Robitussin Cold and Cough medicine. Does not happen to everyone, but if it happens to you, you can sometimes avoid it by taking an antihistamine, such as benadryl. Watch out for syrups containing antihistamines though!

Me: Man, the last time I did DXM I got the worst robo itch. I was in so much pain I thought I was on fire. I was so close to scratching myself raw that I decided that it would be my last experience with robo.

by The Prosperous Addict May 6, 2007

itchy asshole

An anus that has an uneasy irritating sensation

He who go to bed with itchy asshole, wake with stinky finger.

by King Shit February 26, 2003