ink smudger

Slur for people who can't write properly and get ink all up their hand

I.e., left handed people

You know who you are you filthy ink smudger

by Ink smudger September 19, 2023

ink stick

slang term for a pen. used in the US Marine Corps

SSgt: You will write your name with your ink stick!
Pfc: Sir! I forgot my name Sir!

by YoHoYoHo January 13, 2008

Ink Slider

Someone who likes to sit on the tip of a pen, prefferably so that it slides into the anus. A way for a female (or male) to pleasure themselves in a school or university classroom.

Man! David was being a real Ink Slider today during japanese class

by seanrauharo May 9, 2007

Ink therapy

Ink therapy is when you can't focus on one thing that is wrong in your life because there is so much going on. The tattoo helps you focus on one part of pain to drown out the rest of your life. Helps to clear your head and realign your self.

My life is a mess, need to go get some ink therapy

by Einstein84 November 20, 2017

ink in my pants

One can "ink in their pants" when they are very excited. It is interchangeable to "getting a boner" but "ink in my pants" can be used by both sexes.

I nearly inked my pants when I saw Dave Matthews at Red Rocks.

Watching that stripper do the splits at Shotgun Willie's made me ink in my pants.

by Shiho May 31, 2006

Ink Finger

When you get ink all over your ring finger after large amounts of writing with a pen.

Henri: I had to do so much writing in class today I have really bad ink finger
Jesson: That sucks, wash it off in the bathroom

by ProdigyOfShadow July 30, 2010

Ink Therapy

The action of being tattooed to achieve a therapeutic release.

I am having a bad week; I need ink therapy!

by BillieTheKid May 2, 2014