Instant Blowie

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

Instagram whore

1. One who posts way too many posts/pictures on the social media app of Instagram.

2. One who posts almost naked/comepletely naked pictures of themselves on Instagram

1. What the hell, Joe! Stop fucking posting ten pictures on Instagram every second!
2. Nikki keeps posting pictures of her half-naked. What an Instagram whore!

by Nah I'm Cool November 2, 2013

Ultra Instinct Shaggy

Mear Mortals can’t understand the definition of shaggy for he is THE ultimate deity

PAGE 1058 of Shaggy’s bible: As Me and thanos sit to pray to Ultra instinct shaggy we found the meaning of life

by CLAPPED m8 February 11, 2019

instagram bitch

Instagram Bitch is a highly covenant position that is not taken lightly. The Instagram Bitch spends hours planning the perfect clothing, hair, makeup, accessories, location, and lighting in which to take the perfect selfie to later edit and filter to ensure that it looks candid and natural. The Instagram Bitch is typically under 30 and can spend upwards of $7K on an outfit and never wear it again, and they definitely want to show you their new Chanel Boy Bag! They LOVE to talk about "bold colors", "nude" lips, and stacked lashes. Sometimes they use their children to push adds and sponsors. They want to make sure that you always know what their "Faves" are. However, these are typically based on who their sponsor of the week is. The Instagram Bitch wasn't always an Instagram Bitch, no, if you look back 255 weeks into their account you can often see the remnants of a "regular" person wearing non designer clothing and posting pictures of their family and friends- before the selfies took over. However, the excessive followers, likes, and comments eventually blew up and gave the Instagram Bitch their final crowning touch- a huge ego.

Basically, the Instagram Bitch (IB) is a person who wears scantly clad clothing (that they typically get for free), heavy makeup, and are always trying to sell you things that you don't need (Waist cinches, detox tea, protein shakes, ridiculous jewelry, and carb blockers).

However, despite the manufactured beauty you simply cannot look away!

Amy: "Have you seen Pink Peonies, Jayde Nicole, and Amrezy's new outfits?!"
Leela: "No.. I am not sure who you are talking about...."
Amy: " Duh.. get on Instagram! oh...hey, have you seen my mail, I am waiting for my detox tea and waist clincher to come?"
Leela:"Oh.... you must mean those Instagram Bitches, right?"

by Notaninstabitch April 4, 2016

bicycle institute

NOUN - An organizational body comprised of bicycles used primarily as a derogatory term by Shane McElwrath when some one does not like his beer and he realized he has a small wiener. No one really knows the true meaning of this insult. Just go to Dystopian State Brewery and ask what it means

Spit that back in your boyfriend's mouth you piece of shit. Come on man. Say something. I'll fuck your shit up. Come on bicycle Institute.

by Pickle Turd January 3, 2018

Instahard

For a male penis to go from a state of softness or relaxation to a state of an uncontrollable erection in the penis.
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.

A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).

"Man, I just got instahard when she walked in"

"Lola Luv = Instahard"

by Vinni-V February 16, 2010

Instablock

To block a user (of an internet service, often Instagram) without a moment of thought because of the egregiousness of their words.

Clearly that guy is an obvious troll. I didn't pause a second to instablock him.

by streetsesquipedalian January 19, 2016