insomnia 

a lot of teen girls use it as an excuse to stay up late

yeah, insomnia and i hang out last night sksksk

insomnia by insertcowboyemoji August 14, 2019

Insomnia 

The name of the demon that lives inside your brain that eats your sleep making you really sad that your sleep is gone...

I HAVE FUCKING INSOMNIA

Insomnia by Plz kill me UwU January 2, 2020

Insomnia 

What literally every teenager has practically.

Person 1: I couldn’t sleep at all last night... I think I have insomnia

Person 2: me too
A whole group of kids from literally no where: Same
Me, a real diagnosed insomniac: HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE HAVE INSOMNIA!!

Insomnia by Black Army Leader #2 January 26, 2020

Insomnia 

The reason why I’m going to be late for all my Zoom classes I have in a matter of hours.

It’s 2:33 AM and I couldn’t sleep, so I’m now on Urban Dictionary trying to come up with a definition for insomnia, a word that really describes me rn.

Insomnia by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Insomnia 

MAN! I am STILL running hot.

Hym "Tuesday I was up all day from like 9am until 6:30 and I had to work so I only got 2 hours of sleep. I get to work and I could not focus whatsoever. I spent most of the night pacing around the kitchen. I get home and again I couldn't sleep. Insomnia. I end up staying up again until like 8, right? My skull is on fire! Literal, physical heat. I'm laying in bed and I just can't sleep. I have to work again. I didn't actually have to work Wednesday until someone altered the schedule. This is something they do all the time. Ridiculous."

Insomnia by Hym Iam March 7, 2025

Insomnia 

noun.

To not be able to sleep for long periods of time,

A.K.A Hell on earth, the limbo between life and death, the ground zero, the pearly gates just leaving you waiting to see if the angels let you in.

Person A: Dude, I slept like a baby last night, how about you?
Person B: I have insomnia/ I’m an insomniac, go fuck yourself gently and slowly with a chainsaw you piece of shit.

Insomnia by MexicanEdddddi >:p June 30, 2025

insomnia fairy 

The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.

Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.

insomnia fairy by The Dave February 22, 2004