hydrophobia

aversion to water, esp. a symptom of RABIES

Someone that acts like a spack near water probably has hydrophobia which means they probably have RABIES!

by lu-c April 25, 2004

Selective Homophobia

A term for guys who can't stand to see two gay guys kiss or hold hands, but still watch lesbian porn

Selective Homophobia is all too common.

If it's guy on guy it's bad.

If it's girl on girl, it's all good.

by dragonsniper22 December 27, 2010

homophobia

SHOULD mean:

1. fear of things that are the same

if you look at the basic meanings of its Greek roots:
Homo=same
Phobos=fear

but in everyday usage means:

2. fear of homosexuals

Or, possibly:

3. condition where one person has the same fears as someone else

1. With his homophobia, he can't look at a bunch of paperclips or go to a prep school without freaking out.

2. My homophobia restricts me from watching most home improvement TV shows.

3. We're both claustrophobic, making us homophobic as well.

by WombatAscension June 13, 2004

typophobia

The fear that our cell phone typos will not be understood

Im suffering from typophobia....my phone has it out for me so Im not using it anymore today!!

by suesuewag December 20, 2013

homophobia

Supposedly meaning 'fear of homosexuality,' homophobia's colloquial and rhetorical effect is often closer to that of 'disagreement with homosexuality.' According to its chief proponents, these two meanings are nearly synonymous, while those labeled as such claim that it is a misnomer intended to libel or slander those in disagreement with a particular lifestyle.

1. Homophobic person: If someone gay touches me, I'll kill them.

2. 'Homophobic' person: If someone gay talks to me, I'll discuss with them at length why I think their lifestyle is a moral/societal/civil mistake.

by Streen September 13, 2005

hydrophobia

rabies, herp a derp

what you don't know what hydrophobia have you never watched "Old Yeller" before.

by awesomedude1919191919191919191 June 20, 2011

Homophobiac

A contrived word much like 'homophobia', relating to a person who withholds airing their true political beliefs out of fear of being slandered as a 'homophobe' by the liberal media.

Eg; "he cant present a balanced argument, he's scared of homosexual retaliation, he's a homophobiac!

by Buddy guy July 7, 2016