hyena

To hog something entirely without saving any for others around you.

Shane: That was a good blunt.

Eric: You would hyena all of the weed you sack of shit.

by et87 October 18, 2008

Herniac Arrest

When someone gets hit in the nuts while they are in or going to be in somewhere cold. Then theyre balls and dick suck up inside them. They bleed out every hole in their body (including their fingernails and teeth).Then theyre testicles come out their nipples and their dick pops out their bellybutton.Then they die

Nick got hit in the nuts while he was playing hockey and he went into herniac arrest.

by Me no el speako el mexicano January 26, 2011

Herny

Slang term for someone who is seemingly constantly sexually aroused by anything. Origins relate to Henry Kissinger and old jokes about "Herny's Kissen' Ya!"

Also used as a replacement for the term "Horny".

"Gosh that guy is a right Herny!"
"You make me so Herny."

by bushrat September 13, 2014

the Hoerner

When the opposite partner affectionately touches you and immediately turns away and pretends to be tired, yet comes back repeatedly after a few moments over and over again

A girl kisses a boy and looks deep into his eyes (both thinking this is awesome!!!!) as the boy goes back to kiss her again she turns her head back and acts like she's tired just to play her games. the hoerner is what you just experienced

by Yorkmiester April 20, 2010

antonio hernandez

A Hispanic name usually owned by a sexy beast. Who is usually very attractive and athletic.This amazing name was created many years ago and was given too earth by angels.

Wow did you see Antonio Hernandez walking down the street.

by herna.ndez December 16, 2016

three legged hyena

When a person in need of a lay has made several attempts at scoring with slumpbuster things being desperate and the onset of boom boom backup at hand, one digs deep into the ugly for a three legged hyena. This individual is, well, hideous and serves only one purpose, to release the pressure and help get back on track scoring.

Damn did you see _____ last night? That sure was a three legged hyena they went home with!

by BossSaxo July 27, 2017

Hernia

A protrusion of the intestines and other abdominal organs out of the abdominal cavity and under the skin. Typically can be repaired by pushing the organs back into the abdomen and placing a teflon grid over the area under the skin to prevent recurrance. Typically occurs in males.

The doctor made me turn my head and cough to test for a hernia.

by MedicalStudent October 10, 2005