Mainstream Hypnosis Syndrome

A made-up but seemingly real phenomenon in where some tasteless, generic media or physical item (be it music, tv, literature etc.) which achieves way more attention and profits than which it deserves. It stays at the forefront of media attention from a mere 2 days (not so much a problem) all the way through several decades (major annoyance). This syndrome gets its' name from the fact that most modern mainstream media seems to hypnotise a large percentage of the population into becoming their slaves/army, often shooting way out of their target demographics. Over the past 5 decades, this syndrome has become more and more apparent, eventually leading to conflicting media/physical items and online wars that no-one cares about. Now, this power can either be used for bad, malicious, world controlling purposes such as Justin Bieber and Call of Duty or good, constructive development such as Minecraft and Gangnam Style.

It is currently unknown how people and corporations utilise this formula, but love/relationships are somehow involved in every single one. (Justin Bieber's songs, Avatar's romance, most Nick/Disney programs, a certain former little girl's cartoon that involves horses' current generation etc. Even small, obscure references to love such as Tetris' love heart in the high score screen can count. Another possible factor is that following its' popularity, metric fucktons of merchandise are produced, all the way from keychains to butt plugs.

1. Oh my god, did you see Justin Bieber last night? He totally hypnotised us with his bad voice and Canadian beaver teeth. I'll go buy 20 of his custom brand dildos for absolutely no reason!
- Belieber

2. The so-called Mainstream Hypnosis Syndrome is a lie! A dirty, filthy lie! We craft our products with heart and soul and totally no brainwashing, whatever that is, isn't that right Mr. errr, Snrub?
- Record Labels

3. Out now! New Twilight sanitary pads! Feed Edward Cullen's current blood addiction whilst you scream in agonising pain after failing to make it to the toilet in time. Buy ASAP! Call 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF to order!
- Merchandising companies

by AlexGRFan97 November 10, 2012

hyposexual

Someone with a low sex drive.

"Ennet doesn't even watch porn. You think he's gay?"
"Nah, he's just hyposexual."

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

HOPOs

Hammer-ons and Pull-offs. The term is originally created by Guitar Hero fans and is now applicable to Rock Band as well.

The HOPOs in Guitar Hero 3 are a little ridiculous.

by tracyface February 10, 2008

hyosun

a girl who is beautiful inside and outside. Her looks may not be "holy mother fucker shes beautiful!!!!" but is very beautiful, but has a better personality when you get to know her. she may look timid shy and quiet, but is actually the opposite.no one too fuck with but definitely the one person you should know they can change your life

hyosun is amazing

by djrez September 9, 2010

hypestorm

Opposite to shitstorm

There is a hypestorm around Donald Trump and a shitstorm at the same time.

by wildduck July 19, 2016

hypochristian

From the combination of "hypocrite" (one who does not practice what they preach) and "Christian".

A Hypochristian is a person who claims to be an upstanding "moral" Christian, but passes all sorts of judgment on anyone who doesn't think EXACTLY like they do.

My family is a bunch of Hypochristians; they nearly disowned me when I chose to come out to them.

by Trish November 9, 2004

hypochrist

Someone who claims to be a God fearing, born again Christian, yet fails to act like one.

Jesus cuts off all those peoples' heads in that "Left Behind" book. What a hypochrist!

by A R Wilson July 26, 2008