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Flexible Hungarian

The sexual act of sucking your own dick, while thinking about the Trianon Treaty.
by Hungarian Jedi December 6, 2017
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Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?
by feldermaus February 22, 2009
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hungee

A way of announcing one's hunger.
Me so hungee! When's dinner?
by Fresh Kid Ice May 17, 2006
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Post Hunger Games Depression

The feeling you get after reading all three books of the series; The Hunger Games. You're sad that it's over and you're sad how it ended even though you know there wasn't really any other way to end it. You wish that you didn't read all three books in less than a week because now you have nothing left to do in life except think about it, watch the movie, wait for the next movie, and then fantasize about the amazing universe than Suzanne Collins created. A common therapy for this depression is to youtube different interviews of the cast from the movie; realizing that it's not real no matter how much you may or may not want it to be; and then you eventually become obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, and maybe even Liam Hemsworth, depending on your gender.
I just finished reading all three books to The Hunger Games, and I can't stop thinking about it, I may have some Post Hunger Games Depression.
by The Bloomasaur July 18, 2012
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Hungarian Stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?
by feldermaus October 24, 2008
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Hung Jury - Hard Evidence

This is a great title for a trial based porn movie!
Dick Bottoms and Ben Dover starred in Hung Jury - Hard Evidence.
by I, Wreckerrr December 6, 2020
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hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a very large penis of a blessed man.
CJ won a trophy for being hung like a horse, since the large size enabled him to produce the most cum during a competition.
by racinqueenn July 27, 2014
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