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Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff is a house from the movieHarry Potter

I say Hufflepuffs are really nice. I am a Hufflepuff myself!
person 1: “What house are you in? I’m a Slytherin!”

person 2: “I’m a Hufflepuff!”

person 1: “Sweet! I love Hufflepuffs!”

person 2: “Thanks for the compliment!”

person 1: “You’re welcome! Do you like Cedric Diggory by any chance?”

person 2: “Yes! But I am not in Hufflepuff because of Cedric. I hope you’re not in Slytherin because of Draco.”

person 1: “Please! That’s not the reason! That’s good that you’re not in Hufflepuff because you like Cedric.”
Hufflepuff by itsimplyary November 28, 2020
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Hufflepuff

a house known for the dead guy cedric diggory and the other dead girl nymphadora tonks. i don’t blame them for being dead. if i were in hufflepuff i would wanna die too
hufflepuff is an embarrassment to the world.
Hufflepuff by fuckoffcuntfaggot January 13, 2021

Hufflepuff

To suck, or "huff" a fart out of someone's ass and proceed to blow, or "puff" said fart back into the farter's face.
"That hufflepuff really added to my climax by stirring up sensations not normally enjoyed while my girlfriend eats my asshole."
Hufflepuff by BrianMcGee September 19, 2011

Hufflepuff

One of four houses in Hogwarts typically consisting of the most friendly and hard-working students. Meaning those students feeling a need to compensate for something. I.e. the "larger wizards"
I really hope someone falls... I hope it's a fat chick.

No Hufflepuffs are falling tonight.
Hufflepuff by CheapSkimper June 4, 2011

hufflepuff

to have the act of oral sex performed after using someone's armpit for sexual gratification (huffle)
She laid me stiff as a board, but at least she could pull off an incredible hufflepuff.
hufflepuff by Terry Prine May 29, 2005

Hufflepuff

A gay sex act between two midgets in which one performs fellatio on the other as he eats cheese puffs.
I’ve got a bag of cheese puffs. Now give me a hufflepuff.
Hufflepuff by The Puffer August 2, 2018

Hufflepuff

The least favored house in Hogwarts. Hufflepuffs are also weird...
Dart Pleasure has been assigned to Hufflepuff house!
Hufflepuff by Hufflewhat? February 4, 2014