Huffination

The act of working in a front office answering phones, doing paper work, and being told to stay in your PFC box.

The youthful marine spent the whole morning huffinating as the paper work and phone calls would not cease.

by Evan Barragan July 22, 2004

Huffie

A term used to describe predatory behavior exerted by a person (typically male) over the age of 40, often engaging with people half their age or even younger, making everyone uncomfortable in the process.

You're making a huffie out of the situation, my guy

Dude, stop being a huffie!

by IndependedResearch420 October 25, 2022

Heffin' It Up

To live life as Hugh Hefner would. Enjoying the simple things in life, such as bitches, pools, and alcohol.

Since Bob Barker retired, he's been heffin' it up out on the west coast.

Man, I can't wait to quit this job, I'm gonna be heffin' it up 24/7.

by millerguy85 July 16, 2009

huffinaswog

swabbing carbonated soda around in someone's asshole using a q-tip

"Did you hear that Jacob is a huffinaswogger?"

by dhahdahdadadadada November 4, 2019

Huffing hobo

That retard that starts to breve heavily for no reason and it’s super annoying

Ethan Michael Estree is a huffing hobo

by I_live_withahobo November 9, 2019

Hiffing

A laugh one has that only comes out of their nose. Breathing heavily out of your nose in laughter in place of out of your mouth.

"I was watching Comedy Central. The comedian made me hiff a lot."
"His joke made me hiff."
"I was hiffing a lot at how funny the new kid was.

by kpillow August 31, 2010

gas huffing

Gas huffing is the act of inhaling gasoline. The desired effect is a hallucinogenic high. It is very popular among younger teenagers that don't have access to Marijuana, alcohol or can't afford these more conventional drugs.

"You dudes want to go to my dad's garage from a gas huffing session?"

by Travis Dean November 29, 2007